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We were fucking gash on Saturday... 4 centre backs..wtf? I can only assume that enrique was being rested for wednesday? That did not work.

We missed Glen Johnson badly, he offers a lot of width.

Lets hope we see a proper response on wednesday and we can turn over the mancs

Martin kelly.

Yep.
No mention of how they have not lost a game in the league under Martinez.
Just the same old bollox about Liverpool.
Definitely some Freudian shit going on there

Then please stop bleating on the next time we string three decent result together!

That ref is fantastic.

He needs to be in the prem.

Looking forward to us turning over the mighty Spuds tonight, despite an Everton-sized injury list.

Villa, time to see if you're more than just a shop window for Benteke to find a new club, and if the there's more below the surface..

taps screen, looks for the other six paragraphs

OK, what have you done with our Corny?

Martin kelly.

he's not fit enough yet by all accounts, but yes he's a much better option than anything else we have at present.

He might be started tomorrow but I doubt it, Llori is being rumoured to start though

Yes. But the train(ing)s ran to schedule.

I've over-repped you and so cannot rep this masterpiece,

Yes. But the train(ing)s ran to schedule.

I bet the players were fuhrerious, I mean I'd be out of Mein Kampfort zone as a Sunderland player under that regime.

These puns are terrible. You're making me ill? Do you see that?

After the press conference we get back to the hotel. The deal's done, and we're in our room relaxing. As normal, I look up the sports headlines on teletext. We get the BBC in Holland so I know about Ceefax. I call up Page 301 and I'm shocked. The first two lines are in huge letters: "BERGKAMP JOINS ARSENAL." Quickly, I go to Page 302, the football page, and there it is in more detail: "DUTCH STRIKER GOES FOR £7.5 MILLION." I looked at Henrita: "This is amazing!"

Another reason why Bergkamp is the best footballer ever.

#fuckzlatan

Woah the fuck on sunshine.

I'm fucking Stockhausen in comparison to your tedious, one note descant recorder symphonies of plagiaristic cold piss.

Gold.

Must spread rep etc.

I see someone's been watching Boris Johnson play
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24223028

and to the player rolling around... you kicked his head how does that hurt exactly?

good couple of pages here. I appear to have run out of rep to spread...

^ epic stupidity.

Yeah but can he put his head in where it hurts on a wet Wednesday in Stoke?

Re Maureen: Is it possible that he it taking out his bruised ego from Madrid on the Spanish contingent? Would he really go that far?

Will any of you plastics be supporting your team tonight?

Just leaving for the cunthole that is Craven Cottage....

Not tonight.... off up to the Hawthorns tomorrow for the game against Arsenal though.

#leastplastic

Yep setting off soon, FA Cup final defeat needs to be avenged. I hope they put a better performance than the most recent visitors to the Etihad.

Will any of you plastics be supporting your team tonight?

Just leaving for the cunthole that is Craven Cottage....

you love it G!

Will any of you plastics be supporting your team tonight?

I have a valid excuse. We're playing in Burnley.

Ha, I'm sitting here in that^^ very Roma top.

'plastic supporters, you know who you are'

'where were you? when you were shit'

Swindon supporter lolz

you love it G!

Which one is Pisti?

White shirt, arms crossed, front left.

Denim cutoffs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Thought so, explains a lot.

ru, what the fuck happened???

We'll have fuck knows how many paragraphs about that shower of shite club now!