Football

I was born 2.5 miles from Stamford Bridge...

And have continued living in London ever since, You saucy plastic mockney cunt...

And yet you STILL don't go the fuckin game!!

#whoppersunite

I was born 168.702 miles as the crow flies from Anfield.
On a scale of 1-10 how much of a plastic does that make me?

First Class Plastic Cunt!

Errrr...already answered that

But less of a plastic than say someone who lives 268 miles away?
Are there degrees of plasticity?

What is an acceptable catchment area in mileage?

Cool down dickheads, you're all fucking plastics at heart.

Here's a gif of Rio spotting Neville blowing a kiss at him...

they weren't even plastic swansea or liverpool fans - just plastic football watchers. new levels of plasticity

Shit! 5.2 miles from my birthplace to Villa Park, 4.2 miles to St Andrews.

You'll have to get onto VB to change your username.

phew anfield is closer to kampala than goodison

12 miles to The Bowlyn Ground, I would hane gone past The Valley and The Den on the way mind.

12 miles to The Bowlyn Ground, I would hane gone past The Valley and The Den on the way mind.

It's the Boleyn Ground you numpty.

no it's the bowling ground

Plastics, all of you...

no it's the bowling ground

It's a bowling green. duh.

5979km from WHL using a great circle.

I win.

I demand to be referred to as Plastic with a capital P. You lower case p plastics can chevron.

So is Pisti a plastic?

It's a fair old whack from Kowloon to Derby.
I think I deserve some letters, like Chalfie PvC.

It's a fair old whack from Kowloon to Derby.
I think I deserve some letters, like Chalfie PvC.

PPE might be better.

We need an Plastic honours system akin to the british honours system.

All we need is a king plastic to dish out the prizes

4199 miles and 6758 km's

It's a fair old whack from Kowloon to Derby.
I think I deserve some letters, like Chalfie PvC.

9615km for those of you playing along at home

We need an Plastic honours system akin to the british honours system.

All we need is a king plastic to dish out the prizes

pretty obvs really king plastic is pisti hands down
plus he's ruled over this thread for 5 years now

Any advances on nearly 10000 km?