Football

Thats the one.

the EPSSB4WL has a certain ring to it

It's so dreary watching England I'd rather write this, which is almost as boring.

Watching England is like watching Eastenders omnibus 4 x on the trot

It's so dreary watching England I'd rather write this, which is almost as boring.

The thought of watching it is so dreary that I can't face turning it on.

MIght even go and post on the cat thread.

its very boring aint it, and its a big qualifying game too, just cant get excited about it

Chiles, Keane and Dixon will earn their wages come half-time, mind. Nothing to talk about. Nice grass. People cheering. Can't wait for some chips later.

Last time I genuinely cheered and got excited about England and felt a little bit ace was when we beat Germany 5-1 12yrs ago

I got laid that night.

they will talk at length about walcot having the beating of the full back jo heart flapping that is about it. Ukraine should be two up.

nice work Stonehedge ,was she/he german?

Mediocre nonsense from England.

On a similar theme I nearly met an ex liverpool player today. He was supposed to visit the nursery with his wife. They both own some private nurseries here and in Dubai and they wanted to look at our garden. However they sent representatives instead. Shame because I was going to get a pic of him and see if any liverpool fans recognised him. So ill just use this googled pic and see if anyone can guess.

1 Attachment

rob jones?

I think that was probably the most boring half I have ever seen.

Walker is shit isn't he?

rob jones?

Bang on the money

blimey! Rob Jones's nurserie empire! he looks very different now.

Yeah I was surprised to see how he has changed.

it's all kicking off in Ukraine

Doesn't look too frightening, although most Premiership players would be rolling around on the floor if anybody tackled them this harshly.

1 Attachment

Was down in Devon for a few days with the Mrs an little'un, was gaggin to get a photo if this utter quilt that I saw in the local shop

Proper looking nonce case, greasy balding hair, jam jar glasses and cornbeef skin....that's not the worst bit. He was wearing a black PVC jacket with red stripes down the sleeves, massive 'THIS' on one side of the zip, 'IS' on the other....then, on the back had the haunting word 'ANFIELD'

He literally stopped me in my tracks and my jaw dropped! Was gagging to get a photo of him but couldn't think of an excuse quick enough to ask him!

Next day, the cunt was wearing a black GK shirt with REINA on the back!

Complete belter of the first kind!

Just like to say thanks again to the F.A. For appointing Woy. He is developing route 0.5 football, taking it to a new level

Is Walcott still masquerading as a footballer??

Fuck me he's shit

I think that was probably the most boring half I have ever seen.

Care to revise your opinion now?

^^^^thought you were goingto say it was Phil Jones!

Walcott has been poor tonight, who has played well?? Cahill has been ok.

Massive lack of ideas from England tonight but i guess keep it tight win your home games and go through.