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^ Paper talk as far as I'm concerned.

Wayne Veysey - and Goal are plugging that hard. Not gonna happen

Kaka back to AC Milan on a free. €70m well spent.

#comfychair

You clearly do, you've commented on it several times today already :)

That's hardly a definition of caring.

So, 11pm tomorrow night....anyone got any scoops or predictions?

Breaking News

BBC News now reporting that Bale has signed for Real Madrid €100mn

As you were.

Fuck me, never saw that one coming.

heineken ?

No thanks. Had about 20 pints of the stuff yesterday

Almost as well kept a secret as when Henry fucked off to Barca

See Spurs pissed themselves again.
£100million spent and they still can't be Arsenal. Oh dear

Plastic Spurs fans, nearly as bad as cockney Kopites

Every excuse under the sun. Try supporting Everton mate...a two bob manager with a cunt of a chairman who is killing the club and selling our best assets. Not only that, I still have the misfortune of having to see Gareth fuckin Barry try and play football in the once proud to be worn Everton shirt

#fucksoffoverthepub

You're kidding me? Everton have signed Gareth Barry? LOL

Mike in clueless Whooper shocker...

So, 11pm tomorrow night....anyone got any scoops or predictions?

Bleach sales will be through the roof tomorrow.

Sorry to hear about Capoue breaking his leg.

Typical result of a tangle with the monster midfield tackler Cazorla

Monaco v Marseille is a cracker.

Arsenal have agreed a fee with Madrid for Ozil.

I honestly don't get it why clubs wait until the last 24 hours of the transfer window to complete their squads, is pre-season that overrated?

It's not a done deal yet, but would Arsenal have got Ozil a month ago?

That's why it pays to leave it late sometimes. But on the whole I agree, if you're trying to integrate new players into your team having them there from the start of pre-season training is going to make it a whole lot easier.

Arsenal have agreed a fee with Madrid for Ozil.

Same page pea

Crackin game at the Mestaya

Barca 3-0 up...Messi hattrick

That melt from Spurs, Postiga nets 2 to go in @ HT 2-3

Did I read somewhere that LIverpool want Victor Moses on loan. Any truth in this?

You're kidding me? Everton have signed Gareth Barry? LOL

I know....tears

The same Gareth Barry that Fatface wanted to sign in place of Alonso

#lozzles

Did I read somewhere that LIverpool want Victor Moses on loan. Any truth in this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23920621

Fucks sake, Mike, you still hungover?

Arsenal have agreed a fee with Madrid for Ozil.

Just bumped into Arsene Wenger's best friend's cousin's Imman and he says that his mate Colin's accountant saw that announced on Al Jazeera so it must be true.

Same page pea

Have you ever been right about a transfer before though?

Have you ever been right about a transfer before though?

Yep

It's also on SSN right now

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