Football

Liverpool v Stoke 5-0*
Arsenal v Villa 3-1*
Norwich v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Fulham 1-0
West Brom v Southampton 1-1
West Ham v Cardiff 2-0
Swansea v Man Utd 1-1
Crystal Palace v Spurs 1-3
Chelsea v Hull 4-0
Man City v Newcastle 2-1

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If we get tags back, can we promise not to waste bandwidth with absolutely fucking pointless predictions?

Challenge Lawro on the BBC website is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Liverpool are giving out free shirts on Saturday to any belters that burnt their shirts over the last few weeks

Whats that Andy?

Liverpool v Stoke 2-1
Arsenal v Villa 2-1
Norwich v Everton 1-2
Sunderland v Fulham 1-1
West Brom v Southampton 2-2
West Ham v Cardiff 2-0
Swansea v Man Utd 0-2
Crystal Palace v Spurs 0-2
Chelsea v Hull 2-0
Man City v Newcastle 2-0

I thought the predictions went hand-in-hand with the rest of the trolling?

Or am I doing it wrong?

I thought the predictions went hand-in-hand with the rest of the trolling?

Or am I doing it wrong?

Norwich v Everton 1-2

er....

Norwich v Everton 5-0 then

Liverpool v Stoke 0-1
Arsenal v Villa 4-1
Norwich v Everton 3-0
Sunderland v Fulham 1-1
West Brom v Southampton 1-2
West Ham v Cardiff 0-1
Swansea v Man Utd 2-0
Crystal Palace v Spurs 0-3
Chelsea v Hull 6-0
Man City v Newcastle 5-1

Liverpool are giving out free shirts on Saturday to any belters that burnt their shirts over the last few weeks

Can someone please queue up to get one for Pisti?

Liverpool v Stoke 2-1
Arsenal v Villa 1-0
Norwich v Everton 2-2
Sunderland v Fulham 3-1
West Brom v Southampton 1-1
West Ham v Cardiff 2-0
Swansea v Man Utd 1-2
Crystal Palace v Spurs 0-4
Chelsea v Hull 3-0
Man City v Newcastle 3-1

Can someone please queue up to get one for Pisti?

I've got one for him already... XL and everything

This is worrying. The general consensus appears to be that we'll beat the sheepshaggers.

Sad to see Tom Terrific head over to Hull, not sure whether Bruce - who I've never really rated as a manager will be able to get the best out of him.. Livermore on loan to hull as well seems another misstep, as he'll probably won't get as many games as be would like either..

The remaking of the first team continues apace...

Can someone please queue up to get one for Pisti?

You only get one if you take a box of ashes as proof(or you have a Norwegian passport) as I have neither I don't qualify

You qualify as a grade 'A' bedwetter...

This is worrying. The general consensus appears to be that we'll beat the sheepshaggers.

Reported for racism

You qualify as a grade 'A' bedwetter...

If I do the cockney walk and have a scarf full of badges I might also get one too

What stand you sat in on Sunday for the Hull game??

Fuck me, the world's finally gone mad.

Liverpool v Stoke 5-0*
Arsenal v Villa 3-1*
Norwich v Everton 2-1
Sunderland v Fulham 1-0
West Brom v Southampton 1-1
West Ham v Cardiff 2-0
Swansea v Man Utd 1-1
Crystal Palace v Spurs 1-3
Chelsea v Hull 4-0
Man City v Newcastle 2-1

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so having scored for liverpool @ 12.30 a fast as lightning transfer happens and he is in the starting line up for the 3pm kick off scoring another hatrick

it's worth a £5'er down the bookies i guess

Capoue deal done and dusted, there are photos of him holding up the shirt (pisti take note) seems we have a one in, one out policy.
So wondering when Parker heads out the door and if we get in another striker/attacking midfielder. News has gone quiet on the Bale to Madrid front, looks like Madrid might not have the ready cash to get the deal done, and they still owe us the last instalment for modric's move last season... Interesting couple of weeks of brinkmanship coming up.

Can you PLEASE stop boring us all about fuckin Spurs

NOBODY CARES FFS!

*adds the plastic yid to ignore

It's the football thread not the racist ranty gobby mcgobshite bedwtter thread.

Go start one so you can go argue with your self and leave the rest of the adults to talk.

Do we have to go through this again?

It's well past your bedtime anyway.

Pisti in identity crisis shocker...