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Who in their right frame of mind would pay £30m+ for a hereditary obese, chain smoking, bad tempered, foul mouthed, perma crocked footballer?

I'd be that guy for half that fee. I'd have to fake most of it, but hey, £15m.

Who in their right frame of mind would pay £30m+ for a hereditary obese, chain smoking, bad tempered, foul mouthed, perma crocked footballer?

This. I think bad genes, bad attitude and bad living has caught up with him. What made him a man child is now making him middle aged in his late 20's.

I think it's well over the odds for a player with his sort of injury record.

Are we talking about Rooney here or Torres?

Who in their right frame of mind would pay £30m+ for a hereditary obese, chain smoking, bad tempered, foul mouthed, perma crocked footballer?

Left out of the ManU squad for tonight's game.

Who in their right frame of mind would pay £30m+ for a hereditary obese, chain smoking, bad tempered, foul mouthed, perma crocked footballer?

Is he a smoker?

40 bensons a day man

Who in their right frame of mind would pay £30m+ for a hereditary obese, chain smoking, bad tempered, foul mouthed, perma crocked footballer?

ding ding!

Who in their right frame of mind would pay £30m+ for a hereditary obese, chain smoking, bad tempered, foul mouthed, perma crocked footballer?

don't forget the dodgy parentage and penchant for shagging anything that moves without giving it a 2nd thought
he and john terry would get on like a house on fire

Marketing.
It's so fucking depressing. Both drinks are disgusting, sugar laden shit tasting, teeth and bone rotting filth.

Bunch of dicks
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/united-refused-field-over-pepsi-v-coke-dispute-110246001.html

Are we talking about Rooney here or Torres?

Could apply to both.
Our strike force will consist if an obese kid that's gone bold. One with a self esteem that seems to have sunk deeper than the Titanic's and a medical miracle man that probably shouldn't even be playing.

Just as well that the rest of them are pretty good.

Let's hope Lukaku gets some decent playing time.

Marketing.
It's so fucking depressing. Both drinks are disgusting, sugar laden shit tasting, teeth and bone rotting filth.

Bunch of dicks
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/united-refused-field-over-pepsi-v-coke-dispute-110246001.html

That's kind of nuts. Is there a department where they haven't got a official supplier yet?

Planters - The Official Nuts of Manchester United

Now Moyes is in charge United will be the Pepsi of the EPL.

Liverpool are the Tab.

That's kind of nuts. Is there a department where they haven't got a official supplier yet?

I'm not sure Rio would want to advertise who his supplier is.

So Rooney's pulled out of Utd's pre season trip to Sweden due to 'injury'

Chelsea player by end of August - FACT!

Like I said. Thanks but no thanks.

Nailed on

If it doesn't happen I'll wear a Swindon Town shirt every day to work for a month

If it doesn't happen I'll wear a Swindon Town shirt every day to work for a month

Just alternate it with the Liverpool one...

Nailed on

I understand as much.

Just want to be the first one to say "I told you so..." when it all goes tits up.

Nailed on

How many of these have you actually got right?

Like I said. Thanks but no thanks.

your messiah did say this was his one main transfer target of the summer

#bringbackbenitez#

Could be worse. Could be a Rangers fan - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23570933

Shambles.

interesting take on the Dempsey transfer to Seattle. And how much of an investment it is for that team to pick up his wages, and how MLS actually paid for the transfer. Also alot of info in terms of how much the contract is for, what his wages will be over the lifetime of the contract and the stipulation of a loan deal to europe jan/feb 2014 so he can prepare for the world cup..

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/news/20130805/clint-dempsey-seattle-sounders-mls/?sct=hp_t2_a1&eref=sihp

Dempsey, the U.S. captain who's still in the latter prime of his career at age 30, had decided he was interested in returning to MLS from Tottenham Hotspur -- but only for the right price. Tottenham, moreover, was interested in working out a transfer deal -- but only for the right price. Hanauer was floored. "I kind of stopped in my tracks," he said. "It was one of those memorable moments where you thought, holy crap, this might happen."

Dozed off at 'interesting'