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Muslim actually. Why, d'you have a problem with that?

Not at all. After Buddhism, Islam's the most peaceful religion.

The question was for dicki.

Wow. You sure have a short fuse Mr Elfinsafety. I worry for our 'ealth 'n' safety if you carry on this way.

Not at all.

I just like seeing people squirm...

The question was for dicki.

In that case, quote him or say @dicki - otherwise we assume that the question is "for the floor", as it were.

Suarez and the £40m+ clause. LFC are obliged to inform Suarez if an offer of £40m comes in. Suarez is allowed to discuss personal terms. Personal terms are in excess of what LFC can offer (plus the realistic chance of winning the finishing 4th trophy). Suarez will hand in a transfer request. LFC will refuse to sell. Suarez es muy triste. Suarez to seek therapy. LFC decide that they'd better sell him now. Suarez gets sold on transfer deadline day and LFC will start with Sturridge up front.

^^ You like watching Brenda then.

nah i love people of all colours creeds and races
apart from the germans

Cowardly response from dicki. Predictable.

And the comment about Ribery is out of line too. He paid a 17-year old prostitute to have sex with him on his 26th birthday. So calling him a 'nonce' is bang out of order.

what are the nonce age gap guidelines? is there a handy chart?

Cowardly response from dicki. Predictable.

Do you even know dicki?

I think you should understand that a lot of us have met each other socially (i.e. not sat at a computer being a keyboard warrior) before and we generally know our limits when it comes to taking the piss on this thread without over stepping the mark. Maybe you should sit back and make a few friends before you think you can swing your fat sweaty bollocks* around 'ere.

Accept the fact that you are a n00b and deserve to be flamed as your induction into the football thread. Welcome.

*disclaimer: maybe you have tiny chipmunk testes.

I think it's to do with age of consent. Which varies from country to country. In Germany, where Ribery had sex with the prostitute, that age is 14. Whether or not you agree with that is irrelevant, as the girl was 17. And that woon't be illegal here anyway.

Cowardly response from dicki. Predictable.

i started off the day liking you
middle of the day meh
you can still redeem yourself if you let us know who you really are

what are the nonce age gap guidelines? is there a handy chart?

I'm pretty sure Hugh Hefner has been setting the guidelines, just so as to not fall foul.

You scored 7 out of a possible 10

You're really good at collecting stickers, but could you collect them on a rainy night in Wolverhampton after all the shops have shut?

Don't feed the troll.

@roboto:

I think you should understand that a lot of us have met each other socially (i.e. not sat at a computer being a keyboard warrior) before and we generally know our limits when it comes to taking the piss on this thread without over stepping the mark. Maybe you should sit back and make a few friends before you think you can swing your fat sweaty bollocks* around 'ere.

I coon't give a flying fuck if you all got together in one huge bumming circle, quite frankly. And I fully expect to meet folk off here at some stage; I've met well over wunundred people off another forum I used to frequent, plus there's quite a few on here who probbly know me from there/in real life anyway (there's at least 3 or 4 I know personally).

And as for the 'not knowing someone' thing; that works both ways. How d'you know if I'm being 100% serious or not?

Consider yer chain yanked. ;-)

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it's pisti in disguise ?

And the comment about Ribery is out of line too. He paid a 17-year old prostitute to have sex with him on his 26th birthday. So calling him a 'nonce' is bang out of order.

According to French law it is illegal to have sex with a prostitute under the age of 18
So he's a nonce in France

Except that he wazzunt convicted of owt. And it wazzunt in France. And the prosecution called for all charges to be dropped.

So you're a slanderer. ;-)

Did you find that out the hard way, Mike?

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it's pisti in disguise ?

Oh Jesus I think I know who it is. Not another one please!!

Did you find that out the hard way, Mike?

I've never had sex with a prossie in any country thank you very much!

I've never knowingly had sex with a prossie in any country thank you very much!

Adjusted for accuracy.