Football

ok lets forget mirallas
£ 3.67 and you've got a deal on baines

Ancelotti confirmed as the new manager of Madrid, with Laurent Blanc replacing him at PSG.

Now the player moves will start to happen.

Should be an interesting few weeks.

Should be a[STRIKE]n interesting[/STRIKE] boring few weeks of idle speculation and gossip. Bring on August

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Ratface will be first to move methinks

I thought you had me on ignore.

Nah, that was me...

I thought you had me on ignore.

No.

Iv'e only ever had one person from this place on ignore and even had to go the extra step with him to completely eradicate him from my forum world view.

I do put Pisti on ignore occasionally when he starts obsessing about Liverpool. But you can see that building and it usually only lasts a day or two. Some of his posts are too funny and I don;t want to miss out on the 'gems'

And I have the entire Polo forum on ignore as it's for bedwetters and some threads where most of the idiots dwell

How do I change my ignored threads/forums?
I'm paranoid people aren't talking about me.

We have a special thread just for you.

And so you should.
But serious: I've got stuff on ignore, how do I get it off ignore!?

User CP
Then on the left are the ignore settings

...had to go the extra step with him to completely eradicate him from my forum world view...

You killed him?

And another thing...

Does this ever fucking stop?

And another thing. Based on extensive research I have produced a venn diagram which features two sets -

(1) People who have one iota of interest in tennis.
(2) People who know even a little about football.

There is no intersecting of the two circles at all and I hereby command that anyone who has posted on the wimbledon thread be banned from this one.

Come on Tim!

Ignore function is your friend...

Please stop quoting that bellwipe...
#kthxbai

chelsea in £49.5 million cavani bid

lets hope he isn't a flop too hey guys
£100mn of dodgy strikers is now way to start a season now is it

maybe thats why benitez is having a dig at dosy today
nicking his crap players

chelsea in £49.5 million cavani bid

lets hope he isn't a flop too hey guys
£100mn of dodgy strikers is now way to start a season now is it

Oh come on now. Simply because you sold your donkey doesn't mean you should have a pop at your previous donkey. LFC = Donkey sancuary.

Please stop quoting that bellwipe...
#kthxbai

lozzles you need script

There's only one uber-cunt in this thread.

£50 says that Mirallas and Baines stay

Pffft... like you honor bets.

#weartheshirt

Oh dear, is Napolean back and following me around again?

I was listening to Radio 4 this morning. The Today programme. They had a bloke on talking about slang and net speak and I SWEAR, that the final words in the feature were 'yes, there are lots of words that prove without a doubt that the speaker is a cunt of the highest order, but 'lozzles' is the one that says 'uber-cunt' like no other'.
The chances of anyone saying "cunt of the highest order" and "uber-cunt" on Radio 4 are currently about the same as Pisti donning a Liverpool shirt.
#weartheshirt

There's only one uber-cunt in this thread.

Has he worn the shirt yet?