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falcao has gone to monaco. Athletico will become a mid table once again, and Monaco will be ruthless with the amount they spend. Definitely the shitter PSG

Atletico Madrid, FFS.

still shit

still shit

Still sit FFS

Liverpool confirm Suarez will leave.

What are the lottery numbers this week?

Auf geht's Stuttgart!

DFB-Pokal should have an interest last 10 mins. Bayern were 3-0 up and cruising, now Stuttgart have brought it back to 3-2.

This season has had nowhere near enough footage of Robben crying. Hopefully VfB can rectify that now.

The Premier League has actually apologised to Chelsea. This must be a first.

They acknowledged that it was wrong to post a story on their website saying that Mourinho had joined Chelsea. They had been preparing the story to be posted once the announcement was made.

In the meantime, the Real Madrid president has stated that Mourinho is coming home.

Speculation is that the announcement will be made tomorrow and that it will be followed by the spectacle of Mourinho descending to earth from the clouds surrounded by a choir or two of angels scattering blue rosé petals as they come to earth with trumpets blasting and a cacophony of noise and celebration.

I hope LFC can conduct the transfer asap and have a decent amount of time to spend wisely.

Thanks for the memories Luis.

Brazil England bingo- bobby more pele embrace, ridiculously attractive women Brazil fans, samba drummers, john Barnes goal, David Luis, Oscar pointing, Frank Lampard pointing, David Seaman crying, Ronaldinho smiling after that freekick.

any more???

Terry yentzing the opposing players' wives?

Wayne in pre season training

"The Ricky Hatton diet".

liverpool shirt g, not united!

USA are beating germany 4-1 with dempsey scoring twice in 4 minutes

what a finish

buffer finish!

Should have passed to Theo. Greedy.

the goals have been awesome tonight!

That's the pick of the lot, great pass, awesome technique.

yeah, i would agree with that. Great tekkers from him

I know you are young and support Tottenham but there is simply no excuse for the use of the word "Tekkers" in any English sentence or at all.

Well done to England for drawing against the worst Brazilian side in living memory.

This is interesting. Derby, it appears, we're even worse than QPR.

http://www.thechels.co.uk/last-38-league/

What a load of dross, yes we are and will remain the worst team in Premier League history. Looking at the last 38 games just gives you the last league table and the latest relegation season for everyone else. A table of relegation results is mildly interesting by displaying what is needed to stay up, but having the current league on top is all a bit meaningless.

Anyway, at least we do not go round eating people's farts.

#FarteaterO

Wayne in pre season training

liverpool shirt g, not united!

i'm sure they've already been to the salad bar for their starter

defo united

In addition to our center backs, Glen Johnson is supposedly off-ski....