Football

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delia smith > roman abramovich

On that basis

Roman Abramovich > Fenway Sports

But we knew that.

Not necessarily true. I hear John W Henry does a really good Sunday roast.

delia smith > roman abramovich > fenway sports > bill kenright

yup, fair enough

I heard Karen Brady does a good roast too.

First game was in '81, beat Coventry 3-1 I think

My first ever game I was taken to though was @ Anfield

logs off for 9 months

Wait... what

is that the sort that involves Ferdinand, Terry, Cole et al?

the sunday roast you mean ? ^

allegedly

I heard Karen Brady does a good roast too.

She has lived in her flat for three years, tells Piers Morgan that the oven has yet to be unwrapped.

Know nothing florist scumbag, go back to learning how to count above ten without having to take your shoes off.

Dortmund in talks to sign Christian Eriksen.

Weren't Liverpool after him?

ajax just want a bit more money ... oh and we've got henderson already

Dortmund is the finishing academy for promising players before they move on to the really good teams. It also comes in handy that they tend to play CL football year after year. Also, Dortmund have a lot of spare money now (transfer income, CL prize money etc).

Come on Arsenal.

You need to win to overtake the bedwetters, so please pull your finger out. Remember how embarrassing it was to lose to Wigan this time last year? So don't go there again.

Thank you.

Dortmund in talks to sign Christian Eriksen.

Weren't Liverpool after him?

Yep, I guess Babbel didn't sell it

CP - has Pisti been by to pick up his shirt from you yet?

Come on Wigan. Although I despise almost everything about your poxy town, please beat Arsenal. Deprive Wenger of Champions League football in his last season and put the fascists of Sunderland or the ghastly Lambert in danger of relegation.

Don't care who finishes fourth as long as it's either Spuds or Goons (it'd be also very nice if they don't get past the qualifiers).

#kthxbye

CP - has Pisti been by to pick up his shirt from you yet?

Nope... I'm even willing to bring it into town...

Not so much as a wet sheet outside my house

I'd like to see Arsenal trophyless even through their own wang eyes

Wolves are going for the hat-trick of relegations

I would prefer Arsenal to get 5th and Spurs to do an Everton and not make it through the qualification rounds.

Yes that would be perfect. I would love to see Arsenal finish without a trophy for the first time in 12 years and for Tottenham to 'do an Everton'

i would prefer liverpool to get 4th

in case anyone is interested