Football

Surely everyone loves a pickle.

Jose: " Where people want me to be''

Abramovich hates him doesn't he .... he knew after the Dortmund battering it was Man Utd

But do Man Utd want him, the fans?

Call me Meg...
#justsayin

But do Man Utd want him, the fans?

I think they do

So are United now the new Liverpool?

There is not a single thing on that plate I would eat. Except the egg if pushed

Looks more like a Haribo...

But do Man Utd want him, the fans?

Rather him than Moyes lol

Bring Back Big Ron

racist ^

Labskaus looks absolutely inedible

But do Man Utd want him, the fans?

Who cares what they want, Mourinho + resources and a bit of mollycoddling = guaranteed success

I reckon the board asked Fergie to retire now knowing they could get Jose given the timing

#rafastays

Who cares what they want, Mourinho + resources and a bit of mollycoddling = guaranteed success

followed by implosion as he swans off with a mega payout

Listen bellwipe's, Moyes is NOT goin to Utd

If it happens I'll wear a Liverpool shirt every day to work for a whole month

I'm no fan of Man U, but I've got a lot of respect for Fergie.

It won't be the same without him (hopefully)

Listen bellwipe's, Moyes is NOT goin to Utd

If it happens I'll wear a Liverpool shirt every day to work for a whole month

.

listen bellwipe's, moyes is not goin to utd

if it happens i'll wear a liverpool shirt every day to work for a whole month

qfp

^ The Liverpool shirt has to have 7 Suarez on the back too.

Jose is already well schooled in the United art of referee haranguing, general cheating and official bribing so it's a match made in heaven.

Wont someone think of Howard Webb??? unless he had an interview for his new role on sunday?

I reckon the board asked Fergie to retire now knowing they could get Jose given the timing

#rafastays

You don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Otherwise I think you're right, the timing is optimal for bringing in Maureen, and he's the only manager on the planet who has both the ego and the ability to forge a winning team and step out from Ferguson's shadow.

His three year shelf life is also useful, as it means all remnants of the Ferguson era will be gone by the time they need to bring a new manager in.

Listen bellwipe's, Moyes is NOT goin to Utd

If it happens I'll wear a Liverpool shirt every day to work for a whole month

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This is all pretty much a done deal... Pass the bleach...

Actually as long as the contentious cunt's back in the Prem I don't mind where he goes <3

Moyes to Chelsea then?