Football

are your mum and your sister in the advance party of the headhunters ?

mu mum knows how to troll

they can be in lyon quicker than they could get to st albans / hertford

Exactly.
And have you ever been to Hertfordshire? it's full of Jeremy Kyle types

just got a text from my mum then sister from paris

Text from my mother, "a bunch of people just arrived at Gare du Nord dressed up as if they were pretending to be some kind of football team"

text from my sister, "Just with mum waiting for the eurostar and we saw the Tottenham team!"

true story

Not FKW's then?

I've cycled from London to Lyon but was far too knackered for a fight when I got there. Didn't see any Tottenham fans either.

Not sure whether to post this here or in the Epic Fail/WTF thread.

Why you should never leave a game early... Listen to the audio clip - classic.

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/coventry-city-fc/coventry-city-fc-news/2013/02/21/audio-why-you-should-never-leave-a-game-early-92746-32852811/

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxodoj_video-2013-02-14-21-55-24_sport#.USZUAKVA2B8

hahaha i hope harry kane stays at Leicester, fucking awful player

come on you reds

one of those famous anfield nights please ..... for the 6th round of the mickey mouse european cup

ITV4 coverage switches to footage of a coach arriving at the ground and rewinds a bit and plays again a couple of times before switching discreetly back to the match.

nice

I remember an anfield european night circa 1993 with the likes of nikky tanner in there.
boring as hell and a let down. more of the same tonight the will the revolution not be televised...

I reckon that at least another 2 English teams will get knocked out tonight. Followed by Manure and the arse in the CL. Wouldn't bet against Chelsea having the longest European adventure, again...

well it won't be us... fancied us to nick a goal and what a beauty from moussa

Complete utter shit. 2 last minute goals got you there. Gonna say it, Spurs did not deserve to go through.

dembers....what a cracker! Bring on internazionale!

Well done Tottenham. Great result

Liverpool going out for sure tonight

hot tip zenit are 4/1

and although we were poor last week, tonight lyon gave us far to much time and space and if it wasn't for wasteful play by BAE and a poor touch from Ade we'd of scored much earlier. Everyone else seems to agree spurs deserved to go through for actually trying to play football rather than parking the bus

Time to start mentioning Istanbul?

Sorry, the spirit of Istanbul.

Megalozzles!!! So funny I might get my cock out!!

Carragher!

Spurs didn't deserve to go through. Late goals don't count, apparently.

Anyway, back to one of those great, hilarious Anfield nights.

I'd rather you didn't.

lmao
wonder if he will do a gary neville and walk away mid season

So, do Liverpool now need 4?

#istanbulcangetfucked

Yup