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A £12m one-trick show-pony, a Championship striker you released in the summer and Birmingham's reserve keeper. Definitely the missing link in Liverpool's quest for a top-half finish.

What is this trick of his?

He doesn't pass...

Wow! Classy header!

Well in Ashley Williams

Great performance, goals coming from all over the park...
#rafaout

I thought Rafa played for 0-0?

Let's not get excited. It was only villa.

Rare post: fuck me Villa. Thanks for the xmas present.

We were poor today. Benitez demonstrated that he is totally clueless. He was lucky that we were playing against a Villa team who were totally atrocious. He has still lost every game against reasonable Premier League opposition.

I made the mistake of listening to 606 on the way home. Funny how so many Liverpool, Arsenal and Manc fans think we should appreciate Benitez. Perhaps that should tell you something.

That you're all a bunch of spoiled cunts?

Correction, stylish spoiled cunts.

Some perspective please. When fatface took over, they were 4pnts off the top, they are now 11pnts off

#rafain

Indeed. Winning two out of six league games is hardly the second coming. Torres may have scored 7 in 6 but he has only scored against crap opposition. We were down to sixth earlier today and only because of a lucky win have crawled back to challenge for fourth.

Well in Chelsea, well in
#rafastays

I love that someone from Epsom (fucking Epsom!!) is the most football fan I know on here.

Fuck me who here is from Epsom? They kept that quiet

A certain Chelsea supporting re-insurace law expert.

For ten of the seventeen years I lived there, I was at boarding school. I left as soon as I could.

Anyway, shouldn't you be giving birth or something?

I'm not sure how involved you were in the birthing of both your daughters, Clive, but I don't actually do any of the giving birth bit.

I thought it might have changed in the last 20 years what with new men changing nappies and having paternity leave.

Just because he's an arsenal fan, Andy's not like that.

By "new", do you mean "younger"?

Barely.

No, just a polite way of saying "metrosexual".