Football

So it's look like the Big 8 has become the Big 2. And then the Little 9.

Football games last two halves, don't care what the halftime score is providing we are ahead at the final whistle.

Sorry, as a Chelsea fan I should be happy that we get beaten by WHU, my bad.

#neversaidthatbeforetheoligarcharrived>>>>>

At what point do you ask the players....you know...the blokes wearing the football kit on the pitch to bury the ball in the back of the net? Or you want the waiter to ditch the work uniform and don a kit?

Suarez tried to score a goal with his hand

It'd be unfair to call him out on anything this afternoon as he barely put a foot wrong beyond the handball, which led to his 5th booking and sees him missing the West Ham game next week. Something I'm looking forward to, as we'll get to see how much of a one man team we are.
Anyway how are your long ball merchants getting on?

Liverpool should sign him. I reckon £20M should do it.

T W O million pound is all he cost.

0-2 Swansea

*sniggers

Arsenal in 10th!!!!

*megalozzles

Mark Twattenburg was ref

Everton, 7 draws in 9

And I thought this was your best ever start to a season. You are heading in only one direction and it isn't up

Stop being a tit

Erm. This was your best ever start to a season and our worst and there are only four points between us. These are FACTS.

Yea, 4 points ahead

What's your point??

And it's not our 'best start ever' you length, there was football pre '92 you know or is that when you bought your first Sky dish??

These are FACTS.

Some more FACTS:

You're STILL in the bottom half of the table, behind Stoke & Swansea
Suarez is STILL off in Jan
This is STILL the shittest Liverpool team for over 35yrs
Brenda is STILL a tit

Suarez has been booked so will miss the game against WHU.

Add that to todays result
Bengal Lancer has never tasted so sweet.

Arsenal v West Brom
Everton v Spurs

Some big games next week

How are Derby getting on???

T W O million pound is all he cost.

From a team that was 15th in La Liga, and scored 53 goals in 10 years, and with a year left on his contract.

Now he's scored 10 in 15 games, is joint stop scorer with Suarez, and probably on a bigger, longer contract, at a team doing much better, at 26 he's entering his prime, he's obviously going to cost a lot more.

Why would he go to Liverpool??

#seriousquestion

#history

#davidbrent

#halftimebuffet

#rafaout

#toplaywithdowning

#towinthepassing

#rafaout

#bychristmas

#kitsponsorship

#bychristmas

#hereshoping

I might go over my local to laugh at all the Gooners

Funny actually, there's always loads of Gooners parking outside my flat for the match. Was coming back in and a load got out the car in front of my door, I gave a chirpy 'You were lucky on Weds night' to which the reply I got was 'Fuck off, we were all over you'(Obviously never went)
Then I gave a 'Swansea will twat you lot today'
They all gave a confident, 'Leave off, they're shit'
One even said 'Walcott hattrick'

Muggy helmets

#checksifcarstilloutfront
##pissesinpetroltank