Football

I see that dicki "I went to a couple of games in the 1990s, honest" is trying to troll again.

Could someone let me know when he learns how to do it. Perhaps he should take lessons off Cornelius "I've read the press reports and can therefore pontificate in a ponderous and pseudo-educated manner" Blackfoot.

Looks like Bent is coming to Chelsea. We need cover for Torres ie if Torres is unavailable, we need someone equally capable of not scoring.

Perhaps TFSW will get us Heskey as well.

Better to have a lame dog than a dead donkey

Mike "The Philosopher" c

Apparently my West Ham piece will be receiving some serious editing. If it gets too much I will post the original here to educate and entertain our happy little Hammers.

I see that dicki "I went to a couple of games in the 1990s, honest" is trying to troll again.

Could someone let me know when he learns how to do it. Perhaps he should take lessons off Cornelius "I've read the press reports and can therefore pontificate in a ponderous and pseudo-educated manner" Blackfoot.

hahaha. hilarious.

trolls, trolling trolls, trolling trolls. it's only g and festus biting that keeps it going!

jesus this thread is hard work

How the fuck we never won that I'll never know

O hai Stewart Atwell!

WAFC!!

I took my Derby supporting mate - obviously neutral and even he said that's one of the strangest most one sided refereeing performances he's ever seen

He was that shit

My mistake, it wasn't Atwell, it was 27yo Michael Oliver

I couldn't give a fuck, they're generally all shite and are seemingly getting worse season on season

The highlight of yesterday's otherwise dire evening was the Fulham fans singing after a decision went against them " We want Clattenburg"

I see that dicki "I went to a couple of games in the 1990s, honest" is trying to troll again.

Could someone let me know when he learns how to do it. Perhaps he should take lessons off Cornelius "I've read the press reports and can therefore pontificate in a ponderous and pseudo-educated manner" Blackfoot.

I can't rep you.

Surely you only get a peno when you deserve one, not when your striker dives for one?

He's stopped the diving of late, unlike a certain Gareth Bale who continues to be rubbish at it and yet no witch hunt.

I couldn't believe how many fouls Sterling got called up for against Vertongen.. was very much david and goliath.

So again missed opportunities cost us, but Bale's own goal was funny as fuck.. as I was walking out I heard numerous spuds fan asking how the hell they won that game..

Downing got caught out on the first and dempsey dived on the second... fuck. still I hear a rumour for Arsenal in for Downing... wtf

Also Phil Dowd.. is he too fat to referee?

hahaha. hilarious.

trolls, trolling trolls, trolling trolls. it's only g and festus biting that keeps it going!

jesus this thread is hard work

my spelling isn't THAT bad

stick with it brm there are moments of pure clarity every few pages
it tends to get feisty after a match day but it soon settles back to a nice rhythm

Also Phil Dowd.. is he too fat to referee?

Didn't fergie allege that and then stats said he'd run further than all of the players on his team?

He's stopped the diving of late, unlike a certain Gareth Bale who continues to be rubbish at it and yet no witch hunt.

it's too late for that, i reckon. he will forever be hated for being a diver (and rightly so).

He's stopped the diving of late, unlike a certain Gareth Bale who continues to be rubbish at it and yet no witch hunt.

I couldn't believe how many fouls Sterling got called up for against Vertongen.. was very much david and goliath.

So again missed opportunities cost us, but Bale's own goal was funny as fuck.. as I was walking out I heard numerous spuds fan asking how the hell they won that game..

Downing got caught out on the first and dempsey dived on the second... fuck. still I hear a rumour for Arsenal in for Downing... wtf

maybe they'll think twice about playing him as a left back

Originally Posted by Clever Pun
He's stopped the diving of late, unlike a certain Gareth Bale who continues to be rubbish at it and yet no witch hunt.

gerrard or suarez?

Darren Bent ≠ World class striker

He's not playing due to a clause about another 5 mil kicking back to sunderland apparently... cheaper than relegation.

'arry's lot have been linked to him now.

^^ha

I can't rep you.

you shouldn't rep him... it'll only encourage him

Didn't fergie allege that and then stats said he'd run further than all of the players on his team?

Running to catch up with play rather than being with the play is not the same.

gerrard or suarez?

Suarez..

I see what you did there, Gerrard just loses possession in dangerous positions these days

it's too late for that, i reckon. he will forever be hated for being a diver (and rightly so).

that's right Bale is a prick and a shit diver

i am not disputing that they are both diving cunts. the difference is one looks like he is in gorillaz and the other looks like he had an elastic band around his head for the first four years of his life.

... and the other looks like he had an elastic band around his head for the first four years of his life.

Keep 'em comin', RIkki... :D
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