Football

Hahahaha!

Liverpool to pay £12m in January for Darren Bent!

loan deal if anything
or swap him for downing ... and take a big loss

£25million lozzles.
You will be lucky to get 10 >>>>>>>>

Your reading comprehension lets you down Mike.

Chelsea buy Mr Falcao from Atletico for £25M + Torres.

Do you want me to paint a picture for you?

How much is your valuation of Torres?

£15M, max.

Falcao is valued at £50M, isn't he?

Please explain this shortfall.

I would say more like £40million + Torres or perhaps even £60million as you confirm, having Torres in your team is like being a player down

He's valued at €50m and a £40m offer will force their hand considering their debt levels at present.

A man down but still above Libpool in the league... Riddle me that, Mike?

I love how everyone is an expert in transfer dealings on here. And yet, nobody ever seems to get it right.

carroll to barca in the summer
they are going back to long ball football

big sam in the dugout

tic a tac a is dead

I love how everyone is an expert in transfer dealings on here. And yet, nobody ever seems to get it right.

True, however the financial situation at Atletico is widely reported.
http://swissramble.blogspot.ch/2012/08/atletico-madrid-its-mad-world.html
http://www.elconfidencial.com/mata-dor/2012/10/22/falcao-no-jugara-en-el-real-madrid--107661/

carroll to barca in the summer
they are going back to long ball football

big sam in the dugout

Sounds like Damo's alternate universe. Would be amazing if it was true.

I hear there are getting Crouchy and Lacina Traore, to play 3 up front, and Becks as the quarterback to supply the long balls.

To be honest I reckon that could work as a tactic. Fuck wingers and skillfull players, just get a rock solid 5 man defence, a couple of great long passers in midfield, and a load of big guys in the box.

I'm calling it the 5-2-3 put-it-in-the-mixer.

Would be ugly to watch, but different.

You obviously weren't watching football in the late 1980s.

You should be working at the FA, John...

You obviously weren't watching football in the late 1980s.

Not much of it, to be fair.

Shame, as that's the last time Liverpool were good.

Anyway. Plastiques.

Are we wearing shirts?

Pretty handy how A. Madrid are in such dire financial straits but always seem to have an absolutely wicked striker handy and get a decent lot of £ in when they get sold on.

Torres, Forlan, Falcao...
Hope they can keep it all going.

i would be watching who they are linked with in the next few transfer windows and gazump them

although there were rumours they were going to bid for suarez ... if chelsea don't get him first

Anyway. Plastiques.

Are we wearing shirts?

Of course, light blue, double cuff, removable collar stiffeners, optional tie.

How droll.

Falcao > Suarez

I have a selection of them, as per the below (care of Joe)