Football

Someone's touched a raw nerve.

Come on, hands up, who touched Clive's arse?

No one, but no one puts their hands up my bottom.

It happened once. Never again.

In the ROFL Brothel?

No, in the London Bridge Hospital.

No, in the London Bridge Hospital.

There isn't a London Bridge Hospital. Not everyone in a white coat is a doctor Clive, and perhaps the fact he was working in a train station should have been a warning to you.

dicki

No. Actually most go west or south. Going east down the King's Road is always a swift exit from the area. And no, very few leave early. At Arsenal, they have to or they will never get into the tube.

How would you know anyway? Have you ever been to a match at Stamford Bridge?

[My daughters have both been to Anfield more often than dicki]

i was present at many games during my three years in liverpool studying and a good few times since i left that magnificent city
sadly i was at the liverpool vs arse game, standing on the kop peeing down the bloke in fronts leg, when we lost the title by that last minute goal ... yes yes glory hunting i know !
i've definately been more times than your daughters clive but don't have my stubs to prove it .. just take my word for it .. scouts honour

There isn't a London Bridge Hospital. Not everyone in a white coat is a doctor Clive, and perhaps the fact he was working in a train station should have been a warning to you.

http://www.londonbridgehospital.com/

FACT

My daughters can definitely spell definitely better than dicki.

I've been to the London Bridge. It's part of HCA international.

Were you there when I was having my buttock job done?

Watching?

Bit creepy really. damo stalking my buttock operation.

It was always going to be the result. FA has made it clear that it is not permitted to complain about racist abuse from referees.

Or maybe it's not acceptable to make false accusations of racism, because by doing so not only do you put someone's career in jeopardy, you also weaken the cause of anti-racism.

Would you like to be falsely accused of racism? Would you expect people to blame a decision to exonerate you on a biased Legal Ombudsman? Or rather trust that maybe you didn't act that way?

I'm not saying that's what's happen here, but the way I see it there are 3 possible scenarios.

1) He did say it
2) He was misheard
3) It was made up

It doesn't sound like there was any proof of 1, and it sounds like it was probably 2, so what do you expect?

As other fans love singing to Liverpool, I think it applies quite well to you now:

"Always the victim, it's never your fault".

Your use of the word "false" implies that the accusation was knowingly false. That contradicts the finding by your own FA who said Chelsea and Mikel were right to raise the complaint.

You confuse evidence and proof.

There was evidence of 1). The FA discounted the evidence because the person who heard it was not a native English speaker. They decided that the evidence did not prove the accusation. That was their determination and is open to question if not appeal.

Mikel was told that he had been abused and complained. Is that wrong?

Added to which, this was in the context of a game in which Clattenburg was heard to call Mata a "Spanish twat".

Mikel was told that he had been abused and complained. Is that wrong?

Dunno. sounds a bit shifty when you phase it like that, and re-read some of your defence of John Terry.

It never rains but it always pours...

Added to which, this was in the context of a game in which Clattenburg was heard to call Mata a "Spanish twat".

Heard by whom?

At least one Chelsea player apparently.

At least one Chelsea player apparently.

apparently? according to whom?

The initial reference to the FA. Read the press on the issue.

Your use of the word "false" implies that the accusation was knowingly false.

No, it just implies the accusation was incorrect.

In other news, the new London Bike Polo team kit. It might remind you of something.

Bit creepy really. damo stalking my buttock operation.

Better than performing it.

Chelsea's manager next season*

*If Benitez lasts until May

Dunno. sounds a bit shifty when you phase it like that, and re-read some of your defence of John Terry.

Clive's defence of Terry is hysterical when you look at it in the context of his comments on this sorry affair.