Football

Do you think fathead will bring The Spirit of Istanbul to Stamford Bridge?

You mean robbing fellow fans for their tickets?

Oooooof! Harsh but true

Should be interesting when El Cuntos takes 'his' Chelsea team to Goodison in a few weeks!

He'll be quite relieved at only having 35,000 fans booing him as opposed to 41,000 at Stamford Bridge.

We're only a 'small club' so he'll be able to deal with it

Radial, I know but yes.

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First signing in Jan; Gerrard with his dream move to a club that can win things??

*tapsnose

I'd really, really piss my shitter if he made a swoop for Ratface!!

I'd fucking love it if wins something.

Pink, Don't be too sure, he's only got another six months in the job. Might go at the same time as AVB

Nah, its ok. Martin Jol will save us.

I really would.

The thing that cracks me up with all these Kopite Rafa apologists is that they all feel like they've been cheated on by their Mrs....like he gives two fucks??!

Please, please, PLEASE sign Ratface!!

Evening Standard says Rafa is on a plane from Dubai to London right now for an interview.

I thought I saw him yesterday in the Dubai branch of "High and Mighty".

Is he bringing B&D with him?

You bollocks - it was 28deg today.

It's quite the highlight of the week when Festus comes barging in quoting posts from several days ago. I just imagine him sitting their with froth at the mouth stabbing away at his keyboard.

Not everyone can be so late to the party and look so good.

Don't. By all accounts, Festus only ever goes on the computer while wearing his off-white and a little too baggy Jockey Y-fronts.

Now imagine that when you next read a post of his.

[/cleanse brain of mental image]

"Pint of Pisti's Special please".

Informed sources say that Benitez has not been contacted by Chelsea nor has he contacted them.

He's not coming.

Oof

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Let's hope Clive is more informed in his professional life.

CB - I couldn't care whatever Rafa does at CFC. He will be gone come May (inshallah).

Providing its Roman that stumps up the money to run the club the fans will have to bite their tongue as I can't see another person willing to take the club of his hands considering the debt levels.

In fact the same source who said that was the first person to break the news. Funny how things change in a day.

Let's hope Clive is more informed in his professional life.

Read my tweets...

Can someone tell me, sensibly, what is wrong with Rafa going to Chelsea?

(apart from failing at juve (?) )

Fucking cracking up at chelsea. jokes. Only stylish thing about them gone after 8 months. Panic merchants who darent criticise the owner because they know if they stop sucking his cock he'll fuck off and leave them to the championship

Btw you deserve rafa

Can someone tell me, sensibly, what is wrong with Rafa going to Chelsea?

(apart from failing at juve (?) )

He is universally hated by Chelsea supporters. Other than Stephen Hunt, there is probably not one person who could create such unity of ire.

Why?
Because of the battles between Jose?
(the shit on a stick era)

He said Chelsea fans lack passion.

Maybe the lacking class bit after got lost in translation.

Maybe he meant "they lack fashion"?

Is that it?

he's said two sensibke things, the other being the small club statement.