Football

i just find you lot HILARIO-us

and hulk hasn't signed for you yet by the way

you'll never have any more VICTOR-y's if you keep chopping and changing your manager althought you will win some OSCAR-s for all the acting your players try on the pitch

Errr...we had him on a season loan last year an sent him back cos he's WANK!

ok

What a load of CAHILL. I've read more poetic passages on RAMIRES' twitter feed. I won't lose any TORRES on how shit this sounds. Fucking MIKEL.

One of my tweets today was retweeted almost 500 times and gained me an additional 30 followers. I now have some close personal friends in all sorts of interesting places invcluding Kuwait, Turkey and numerous African countries.

Hope they all enjoy tweets about reinsurance and cycling.

And you lot can stop taking the Piazon

You shagged Kylie for a week?

As I thought, a Pisti alias.

I'm starting to grow rather fond of Jeez.

#confuzzled

5/12

Interesting interview with Trizia and Dave Johnson.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20424576

Brilliant, Fest... Brilliant!

It's quite the highlight of the week when Festus comes barging in quoting posts from several days ago. I just imagine him sitting their with froth at the mouth stabbing away at his keyboard.

Don't. By all accounts, Festus only ever goes on the computer while wearing his off-white and a little too baggy Jockey Y-fronts.

Now imagine that when you next read a post of his.

[/cleanse brain of mental image]

who do you want as a new manager clive?

It's a good question

Danny Baker ‏@prodnose
OK, answer fast. In the last 10 years have there been more Chelsea managers or new members of the Sugarbabes?

The next manager will almost certainly be a stop gap and so it will be a question of who is available. Long term I would like a manager who will be with the club for a decent run, like Sexton or Doherty before him.

Just so long as they win us the league and the Champions League this year and a couple of the minor ones for good measure and play attractive football....

Also needs to scan into "XXX and his Blue and White Army". Three syllables.

Somehow I fear the Benitez will be the stopgap. Which will also mean that I'm going to pass up my ticket for the Fulham match next week.

Hiddink would be my obvious choice as an interim manager and he can make way for Guardiola come May. Hiddink will replace Emenalo as technical director and technically you should have some "long term" stability at the club.

terry vs benitez who'll win that battle of the minds / personalities ?

10/12 - the year and a half of refereeing juniors has stuck with me.

Wasn't much call for sending 13 year olds off for abusing home fans

Somehow I fear the Benitez will be the stopgap. Which will also mean that I'm going to pass up my ticket for the Fulham match next week.

Hiddink would be my obvious choice as an interim manager and he can make way for Guardiola come May. Hiddink will replace Emenalo as technical director and technically you should have some "long term" stability at the club.

Hiddink would be ideal. Unlikely to happen but ideal.

A protest is being organised for Sunday if the Fat Controller joins. White hankies apparently. Luckily I have a few to spare and so will take them along to lend to chums.

Guardiola will not be joining chelsea. Are you mad.

Mourinho will be back shortly

8/12

Hope they all enjoy tweets about reinsurance and cycling.

You tweet about cycling?

Hidink would be superb, as for Rafa not my 1st choice but who else is there ???
Rafa would hopefully sort out the defense but not sure the football would be as exciting as it has been, very pragmatic manager, ill have to be won over by Rafa, but lets see??

12/12

My mother calls me Pep, I will be boycotting the Effra if Adios, Cuntos comes to the hallowed Bridge...