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Ho ho, be still my aching sides. You could probably buy Liverpool FC for £40m lock, stock and shitty fucking barrel.

We have no interest in him, and apparently it's Liverpool looking to sell him, and trying to push up the price.

Good luck with that, Suarez is too much of a luxury player for a team fighting relegation.

your quota of absolute nut cases will be in deficit come january when bye bye balotelli creeps back to italy with his tail between his legs
you need to get 1 in to meet FA requirements

Ronnie, if you agreed to take YJC, they would probably drop the price to £20m.

begins !?
it's been silly season since 2008 on here !

well that's a given, it's just the press wheeling out the special levels of horseshit before the transfer window and turn it up a notch as it starts to get near closing

Maybe but it would not surprise me if Shitty or the Chavs did chuck in a cheeky £50million bid for him

It will be rejected http://www.clickliverpool.com/sport/liverpool-fc/1217664-liverpool-fcs-luis-suarez-is-not-for-sale,-insists-brendan-rodgers.html

In actual news Lucas is back in training...

Just seen this
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/luis-suarez-to-manchester-city--the-numbers-dont-add-up-8319461.html

City can't afford Suarez.....

if they want to fail at the first hurdle in europe again

good news for lucas and for us .. allen has been struggling in a few games recently sloppy passing and getting knocked off the ball relatively easily

are there any carling opta stats to back up what my eyes have been perceiving ?

yeah just seen this too. Where BR insists Suarez is not for sale.

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/rodgers-suarez-is-staying-here

Which pretty much means he is for sale then

Just seen this
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/luis-suarez-to-manchester-city--the-numbers-dont-add-up-8319461.html

City can't afford Suarez.....

if they want to fail at the first hurdle in europe again

City and Chelsea don't give a fuck about those rules. When you are that rich, you just chuck a few envelopes around. Sorted

Just seen this
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/luis-suarez-to-manchester-city--the-numbers-dont-add-up-8319461.html

City can't afford Suarez.....

if they want to fail at the first hurdle in europe again

Ian Herbert is a clueless bellend, making up a non-story about a non-story. He should stick to brown-nosing Ferguson.

Ronnie, if you agreed to take YJC, they would probably drop the price to £20m.

This could work. Is he any good at pulling pints does anyone know ? Service in the bar at 212 in the Etihad is very poor.

Not as bad as the service Stewart Downing provides.

Fuck yes..

Liverpool are plotting a £5m move for Blackpool's attacking midfielder Thomas Ince, a little more than a year after they let the 20-year-old academy product leave Anfield on a free transfer.

Sell low, buy high. Makes sense.

And you're sponsored by an investment bank???

We had him on loan (Notts County).

Amazing player. We 'made' him.

.....We didn't.

Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke, 21, says "Arsenal are the club I love" and admits that when he joined Villa he thought they were based in London.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/
Plastic !

ooooff !

Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 30, came close to joining Arsenal in 2001 - even posing in a Gunners shirt - but despite Malmo agreeing a 3m fee for their player, he went to Ajax and Arsenal signed Francis Jeffers from Everton for 8m.

from the same source as above

lol you been reading the BBC gossip pages too?

1st thing i do at work every morning

it's nice too see who we'll be losing in the next transfer window

frannie jeffers ... where's the banned one and his opinions on frannie jeffers !

hasn't it been a month yet... i'm almost missing his chevrons now !

abramovich set to kick torres out and get in a proper £50mn striker
luis or falcao ? hmmm

Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke, 21, says "Arsenal are the club I love" and admits that when he joined Villa he thought they were based in London.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/
Plastic !

As long as he scores goals I don't care who he supports.

Jeffers, currently playing for Floriana FC of Malta.

50 goals in 279 games, in his career. Not a great record.

hasn't it been a month yet... i'm almost missing his chevrons now !

He's flounced...

4 evar ?
what forum does he abuse people on now ? where can i get my fix of chevrons ?