Football

I love it when Rant Boy kicks off! I've just spat jellied eels across the table!

Amended so to keep up football thread stereo types.

Pigs can fly after all.

Was listening to 5live football daily and Sturridge came up for discussion, in his interview he came across quite well however Motson and McGarry made it sound like he's even more bigheaded than Bendtner.

Blimey. Jeez speaking sense.

I know. Cancel the thread.

Afterall even Barcelona (or Barca) sold Ibrahimovic (Ibra) because he didn't fit their system.

The only difference isn't they won something and they're not fussed about kit deals.

Some gems on the Liverpool facebook page, after they asked how many keepy uppys Downing can do.

https://www.facebook.com/LiverpoolFC/posts/443745105682975

just volley the ball out of melwood, tell him to go get it and lock the doors behind him?

lol

I'm not happy with this whole Sterling for England nonsense.
He's a kid, leave him be for a few years. It doesn't seem to have helped Walcott in anyway whatsoever except give him a bigger head possibly. I think it's all a little irresponsible to be honest

wimbledon vs mk dons

fa conspiracy surely hot balls in the draw ?

Walcott is hardly an ego running rampant.

Got sent this at work

Football Auction

ASTON VILLA / ARSENAL, SATURDAY 24TH NOVEMBER

We have a box for up to 12 people with full hospitality (unlimited food and drinks) and car parking at Aston Villa / Arsenal on Saturday 24th November at 5.30pm. The box has been donated by Stan Petrov.

Please send bids to Sara.Goldman@uclh.nhs.uk by 12 noon on Monday 19th November.

For Lauren's Fund, in support of the Leukaemia & Lymphoma Unit, UCLH Charity.

Sara Goldman, Fundraiser
The Leukaemia & Lymphoma Unit |UCLH
1st Floor Rosenheim Building |Grafton Way | London | WC1E 6DB

10 p.

unlimited food and drink ... me likey

bid & forum ride ?

I'm not happy with this whole Sterling for England nonsense.
He's a kid, leave him be for a few years. It doesn't seem to have helped Walcott in anyway whatsoever except give him a bigger head possibly. I think it's all a little irresponsible to be honest

It's more to secure him for England rather than Jamacia... After all England have loads of left wingers

Fuck that. I'd play for Jamaica. Most likely a nicer bunch, more fun and no England band cunts. Plus you get to play your home games in the sun :)

mmmm unlimited balti pies. awesome.

10k.

How generous of you, it's a worthwhile cause after all.

zlatan i take it all back. what a goal!!!

OOofff the big nose wonder has finally turned up against English opposition.

fuck me. that was sick!

Sssssssssensational

1-0 And you fucked it up...

Nope, they didn't, what a player...

Ibra is from a different planet tonight, stunning!

#amazeballs

He's a bit overrated this ibrahimovich guy.
Image if that was Rooney tonight. Everyone would be wanking everyone else off forever

hold my hand up thought Zlatan was a flat track bully two of the goals he scored tonight were class and his all round game also very good,i know its only a friendly but still very very good.... tips hat

So the Oscar goal is not even going to be goal of the month.