Football

Saw the highlights of the mighty spurs against the Villan's, bit disjointed first thalf, made some chances, but Villa seemed the more likely to score. Benteke will rue that missed headed chance.
Got a fortuitous first goal, but they all count, and then we were looking to hit them on the break, at every opportunity.

Lloris in goal, gives us the ability to play out from the back, rather than Friedels' lump it long approach, he's a better ball player, and suits AVB's style. Getting Adebayor back for the last twenty mins was good as well, again he's the kind of player we need to pull play togther. Wonder whether AVB will play with Defoe just off Ade, or if Defoe is now super sub for the foreseeable, once Ade's back to full match fitness.

Bale's still a little flighty when players come charging at him, I think he'd rather take avoiding action, and feign a foul, than have someone come through on his ankle again. He'll work it out, and the howls of derision are undeserved,,

6 points from 7 games will give us an average of 32.5 points come the end of the season. Teams with such few points are guaranteed to be relegated. I know it's early days and all, but is anyone else starting to get worried that we may well be relegated? Could we become the next Leeds United? I fear it is a very realistic possibility

Pulis on Suarez going down in the area: "Retrospective decisions are made on a Monday and Luis Suarez should be punished....

Keep your trap shut you stupid cunt because retrospective punishment will lead to a ban for Huth for his stamp on Suarez. Stoke should be deducted 25 points for their turgid brand of non-football.

For once I agree with Pulis

Start giving out reds and bans for these diving cunts, they'll soon stop

as bad as suarez is at diving
he's still only half the cunt that balotelli is

Plus, anyone who stamps on Suarez should get 3 points for their team

as bad as suarez is at diving
he's still only half the cunt that balotelli is

Lies

Suarez is the shittiest cunt to have ever graced The Premiership
More of a cunt than Diouf

For once I agree with Pulis

Start giving out reds and bans for these diving cunts, they'll soon stop

I agree. Divers and sissy boys should be made to wear bright coloured boots the next game, yellow or green for example. This has two benefits. The ref can see their feet more easily and they look like wankers at the same time

Went down to make some tea this morning and there was a West Ham mug next to the sink. My lodger doesn't seem the footballing type and I know her boyfriend isn't. How did it get there and what should I have done with it? I was a bit confused

WHU fans infiltrating the mikec household - if i were you i'd change all toothbrushes whilst you can...

^ Sound advice

I'd burn the house down and move.
Taking family out first obvz.

The place has been contaminated.
They'll start talking about "how we wan ver wahld cap" and other such shitty tales.

If it was Chelsea, I'd advise the demolition of the street.

I'd burn the house down and move.
Taking family out first obvz.

The place has been contaminated.
They'll start talking about "how we wan ver wahld cap" and other such shitty tales.

If it was Chelsea, I'd advise the demolition of the street.

Quote above taken from the German Hammers fansite was it ?

Lies

Suarez is the shittiest cunt to have ever graced The Premiership
More of a cunt than Diouf

until suarez spits in the face of the queen i won't hear a word said against him and he is in no way comparable to diouf

If it was Chelsea, I'd advise the demolition of the street.

If it was Derby the street will look like its been demolished already.

For once I agree with Pulis

Start giving out reds and bans for these diving cunts, they'll soon stop

Agreed.. mentioned this the other week.

Suarez got a little nip on his foot and stuttered then decided a bellyflop was in order...stupid clown

If it were Nottingham, it would be a peaceful idyllic village. In need of more iodine in the water.

If it were Nottingham there would have been three shootings before breakfast.

If it were Nottingham, you'd have heard how they won the European cup.

If it were Nottingham, they'd tell you all about Raleigh bikes.

And shipstone's beer, when it was good.

And Carter's lemonade.

And the time their slippers had loads of grip and let them run really fast and how you could buy blackjacks and fruit salads.

For once I agree with Pulis

Start giving out reds and bans for these diving cunts, they'll soon stop

Exactly. Drogba had to leave the country.

Lies

Suarez is the shittiest cunt to have ever graced The Premiership
More of a cunt than Diouf

Diouf spat at people, Suarez is a cheating racist. Both are cunts though.

Went down to make some tea this morning and there was a West Ham mug next to the sink. My lodger doesn't seem the footballing type and I know her boyfriend isn't. How did it get there and what should I have done with it? I was a bit confused

I think you should offer to hand wash it personally or give it its' own shelf in the dishwasher. Beverages should be presented in said mug and served on a claret and blue cushion.

WHU fans infiltrating the mikec household - if i were you i'd change all toothbrushes whilst you can...

In honour of the arrival of such a splendid piece of pottery.

I'd burn the house down and move.
Taking family out first obvz.

The place has been contaminated.
They'll start talking about "how we wan ver wahld cap" and other such shitty tales.

If it was Chelsea, I'd advise the demolition of the street.

At least WHU are achievers.