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Didn't have a pre-season, don't think he even trained until he joined us, that's a whole summer of getting fat.

Let's hope Big Bren gets a couple of wins soon, otherwise the owners might sack him and get someone vaguely competent in.

#prayforliverpool

if we don't beat Stoke on Sunday then the boos will definitely start

Crouch & Owen to score....nailed on

if we don't beat Stoke on Sunday then the boos will definitely start

No... they wont

some clowns on twitter might whine but they have arse and elbow issues

Crouch & Owen to score....nailed on

that's probably a good bet...

Crouch & Owen to score....nailed on

What about Heskey. Where does he ply his trade nowadays?

No... they wont

some clowns on twitter might whine but they have arse and elbow issues

This.

I imagine everyone on here, and out there, that's moaning on/laughing at LFC would be the type of people who, were they around in the time of Hercules/Heracles, would point and mock as he had to clean out the Augean stables.

I'll leave that literary allusion up there for a bit to sink in.

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This.

I imagine everyone on here, and out there, that's moaning on/laughing at LFC would be the type of people who, were they around in the time of Hercules/Heracles, would point and mock as he had to clean out the Augean stables.

I'll leave that literary allusion up there for a bit to sink in.

Are you saying our time will come again, possibly next year?

Lozzles.

Pearls. Swine. Where's Clive when you need him?

no worries Chalfie. I got the Augean stables reference. Good stuff.

In case someone's interested http://www.thefa.com/News/governance/2012/oct/~/media/22A83175745E44468105B57232F085B7.ashx

You would have to be
a. John Terry
b. A lawyer
c. CliveO
d. mental

To even bother to read that.

You would have to be
a. John Terry...
...To even bother to read that.

Read?

Ashley Cole tweets: -

Hahahahaa, well done #fa I lied did I, #BUNCHOFTWATS
Maybe someone should explain to him it was an independent panel and not the FA....

lol I see that motor mouthed cunt Peirs Piss-face Morgan has already chucked his 2-bob in.

Chalfie, the problem is that scousers get lost when you mention "labours". It is a concept unknown on Merseyside.

You would have to be
a. John Terry
b. A lawyer
c. CliveO
d. mental

To even bother to read that.

Two out of four then. Must get reading.

Chalfie, the problem is that scousers get lost when you mention "labours". It is a concept unknown on Merseyside.

That's harsh.
I'm sure the boys brigade on here will tell us of many "jobs" they've received from "those who've been yentzed" who "are scouse".

Two out of four then. Must get reading.

Aren't you a lawyer too?

Chalfie, the problem is that scousers get lost when you mention "labours". It is a concept unknown on Merseyside.
Nonsense. There's mainstream Labour, Militant Labour, Socialist Labour, The Popular People's Front of Scouse Labour...

Derek Hatton yentzed my chip shop.

Yours has a 13 minute delay though.

He's an outsourced lawyer. There's delays between us and the call centre.