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my word he really is losing his mind isn't he. First the claims that 4 mins injury time are not enough for his team to win the game and now this. If he was developing Alzheimers, would anyone have the balls to tell him and guide him off somewhere.
Never mind making tea. When all else fails I can still pick a team of eleven players

It's alcoholism rather than Alzheimers apparently.

Ferguson is a fucken racist. Last bit of respect I had for the man is gone now, he's nothing more than a fucking senile Scot.

The man who manages Rooney, Nani, Ronaldo and Welbeck has a pop at players for diving. Pot, kettle...

The diving thing is interesting.. Aguero mentions that english players get preferential treatment

when you look at the top 10 people to win penalties
http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/top-ten/120417/revealed-players-win-most-penalties-young-gerrard-drogba-and-more-170035?p=9

Looks like he might be right?

That site is shit.
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"Rodgers and the club's fans have a mutual agreement and expectations for one another. Both sides know what they are working with. I don't think this was possible under Kenny Dalglish. Having a club legend run the day-to-day proceedings only reminds supporters of former glories."*

blahblahblah too many points, mostly valid but I'm losing the will to live

The only reason to read the dross on this site is if you want to make a step up from Lawrenson.

How much spare time do you have?

The diving thing is interesting.. Aguero mentions that english players get preferential treatment

when you look at the top 10 people to win penalties
http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/top-ten/120417/revealed-players-win-most-penalties-young-gerrard-drogba-and-more-170035?p=9

Looks like he might be right?

That's quite a stat. So basically if you want to win penalties you should employ English players.

Or be Manchester United

Some impressive stats Brendan Rodgers would wank over:

Everton have had 123 shots on goal so far this season
Most in The Premiership but more interestingly; more than any other team in Europe!

Do we get a prize for that?

How about treatment room vouchers?

Yes, if you carry it on for x 6.33 recurring games you might win a place in next seasons Champions League. But you will most likely bottle it

Some impressive stats Brendan Rodgers would wank over:

Everton have had 123 shots on goal so far this season
Most in The Premiership but more interestingly; more than any other team in Europe!

Do we get a prize for that?

Only if you hit whe woodwork a lot.

Some impressive stats Brendan Rodgers would wank over:

Everton have had 123 shots on goal so far this season
Most in The Premiership but more interestingly; more than any other team in Europe!

Do we get a prize for that?

lets get the premiershit trophy up to everton STAT

lets get the premiershit trophy up to everton STAT

It's the closest Liverpool will get to it for quite some time.

It's the closest Liverpool will get to it for quite some time.

yep, will be a few years yet before we get near challenging

But everyone knew that already... even dicki

Some impressive stats Brendan Rodgers would wank over:

Everton have had 123 shots on goal so far this season
Most in The Premiership but more interestingly; more than any other team in Europe!

Do we get a prize for that?

No surprise that that fat yard dog cunt and his style of play have West Ham at the top of the 'fouls' list

http://www.footstats.co.uk/index.cfm?task=Leagues

Only if you hit whe woodwork a lot.

Sepp Blatter won't listen to my new idea of getting a corner if your shot hits the bar/post and goes out.

No surprise that that fat yard dog cunt and his style of play have West Ham at the top of the 'fouls' list

http://www.footstats.co.uk/index.cfm?task=Leagues

That was old news before Battenburg went on his yellow fuck-fest last night.

They all kept falling over. There's no way on earth we're dirtier than stoke!

Anyone with that snidey cunt Nolan in their side is gonna come top of any fouls list

I'm inclined to agree.

Does he jump in two footed threatening another bloke's career?

Basically he's a player you want in the side and not in the opposition's team. And he might be a snidey cunt but he ain't no Drogba or Keane - a blatant cheat or a career-ender.

You're taking the piss right? Some people have short memories

Got a straight and kept Anichebe out for a year, he's not been the same since it happened 3yrs ago

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1362756/Victor-Anichebe-settles-suing-Newcastle-Kevin-Nolan-tackle.html

Settled out of court too

I loved watching Nolan get right up in their keeper grill last night.

When he used to do it to Green when he was playing for Bolton I hated the cunt.

Now I love him, best captain we've had for years.

He's a Kopite too which makes him more of a cunt

Oh n Mike, I recon come April Everton will be closer to a CL place than that shit house of another team from Merseyside!

You're taking the piss right? Some people have short memories

Got a straight and kept Anichebe out for a year, he's not been the same since it happened 3yrs ago

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1362756/Victor-Anichebe-settles-suing-Newcastle-Kevin-Nolan-tackle.html

Settled out of court too

Yeah, but he's not that type of player.

Oh no, I forgot that....

Like Suarez

Probably because you posted this 30 mins ago...

But is he a diver? Does he jump in two footed threatening another bloke's career?