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This sums up the bellend fanbase of Liverpool FC Ltd

Ah, but unlike those you refer to, I don't believe that having success in the past is in any way relevant to the present, I don't think he should have had more or less of a chance than anyone else.

My point is, you can't pin all that spending on him alone, we really don't know how much influence he had over those decisions, if any at all.

So you can blame Kenny for pretty much everything on-pitch, but it's really not so clear cut off the pitch.

Michael Owen to be the top english goal scorer this season?

now we haven't signed him ... probably

Latest from Scunthorp - Manager attacked by Squirrell, narrowly avoids death

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/sep/05/scunthorpe-leagueonefootball

Bastards, time we stamped out these mindless attacks.

wowza
and i thought that famous picture was photoshopped
seems like squirrels are on a mission to destroy the human race .. feckers

did he say if it was a grey squirrel or red ?

wowza
and i thought that famous picture was photoshopped
seems like squirrels are on a mission to destroy the human race .. feckers

did he say if it was a grey squirrel or red ?

I'm guessing Grey, the reds would still be chatting about how they used to take out bicycles and will do so again when the seasons change.

We call it 'Harrogate'.

We'll have none of your hard vowels around here. You say it properly.

Sorry, Aroogah.

'Arrugut'

"The Scunthorpe manager Alan Knill has revealed that he could have been killed when he cracked his head on the floor in a freak bicycle accident caused by a squirrel."

Should have been wearing a helmet.

[Lights fuse, exits thread]

Don't think they make them that small and anyway they wouldn't be much use if you get caught in some plonkers front wheel.

snigger

'Alessandro Del Piero signs for Sydney despite Premier League interest from Liverpool and Southampton'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/9522564/Alessandro-Del-Piero-signs-for-Sydney-despite-Premier-League-interest-from-Liverpool-and-Southampton.html

Pisti's ticker would've given out.

Sydney vs. Liverpool or Southampton as places to live? No contest really.

So that's Owen and Del Piero they've missed out on...what next; Vassell to York City? Beattie to Colchester Utd, Heskey to Coventry City?

Big game tonight, local derby; Oxford v Swindon

Tough choice for you then.

Sydney vs. Liverpool or Southampton as places to live? No contest really.

libpool obvs

Big game tonight, local derby; Oxford v Swindon

Why didn't you say? I'd have gone to watch that...

libpool obvs

And your post code is......?

malouda banished to the youth team
naughty naughty
anyone know what he did ?

shagged terry's missus ?

weee mickey owen

After learning of the Premier League's decision, Owen wrote on Twitter: "It's official! Deal done. I'm a Stoke player. Can't wait to get going / bench warming "

And your post code is......?

at night i dream of living in L4 0TH during my daylight nightmare hours i'm E15 with no chance of parole

Who in their right mind would dream of living there of all places?

Sydney vs. Liverpool or Southampton as places to live? No contest really.

Apparently he'd already given his word to Sydney before we came a calling. As a short term fix we could have done worse

Maybe you can get him next season...

Morientes would come out of retirement for you lot and Stan "boot the swede" Collymore would definitely dust off his dubious coloured boots for a term...

craig johnson is looking to test his new boots, too