Football

Bellamy, Cunt.

It's as if the angry ginger dwarf had never gone... :-(

Any other bluenoses on here? I need someone to moan at about being deprived of three guaranteed points by RAIN.

Classic rant from a QPR fan, apologies for the length (I don't get to say that often)

"I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR
win at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the
likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier
and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just
properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.

football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City
breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money.
It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the
charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's
17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20
after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever
happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money
thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton,
Leeds and Southampton still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate John Terry being
England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate the England team.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully
had nothing but pace.

I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for
the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws
away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.

I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.
And the Wii.

I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the
keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards
it's amazing.

I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot'
playing behind it.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the
back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other
than pain and disappointment.

I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game.
I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I
hate that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers
real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT.

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this
post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or
Bradford.

I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means
nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst
shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then
sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest
thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to
Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the
street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They
had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk
me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her
non-ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they
start."

Thats great Marco!

Does anyone else picture that "Ginger Dwarf" at home with copies of the red tops predicting Liverpools demise on one hand, cock in other and a youtube clip of Fellinis turn against Bellemy on loop?

COME ON YOU RED MACHINES. lets take out injury ravished team and beat Bolton.. oh i fucking love Cesc... just putting that out there.

Shut the fuck up boy

ha ha ha

Have to admit seeing Tevez on this form must kill Fergie! maybe he should have played him more?

ha ha ha

Have to admit seeing Tevez on this form must kill Fergie! maybe he should have played him more?

As a United fan I agree, Fergies pride often gets the better of him when it comes to letting players go, he is also good a buying some utter shit too.

Not quite as good as the fat Spanish waiter though, eh? ;-)

He surpasses all.

As a United fan I agree, Fergies pride often gets the better of him when it comes to letting players go, he is also good a buying some utter shit too.

He didn't 'let him go'. It is a matter of record that they offered £25.5m for him, but Tevez turned it down to go elsewhere. Though to be fair they probably offered to pay it at £5 a week for 5 million weeks.

I thought it was a wages thing. Tevez wanted far too much, on top of the 47 million transfer fee.. he should have gone all out, purchased him self a big white cat and demanded 1 billion dollars

It's only The Times that reports it as £47m, which is bollocks, it's £25.5m

http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid=%7BB4CEE8FA%2D9A47%2D47BC%2DB069%2D3F7A2F35DB70%7D&newsid=6634810

Can't believe I've actually clicked on that link, first time I've visited that site, ever!
"I'd better go and see my therapist now"

As for Tevez doing well at City, surely that's no surprise. Deep down Fergie wanted him otherwise he wouldn't have signed him in the first place. I suspect that Man U didn't have the finances in place to sign him permanently. As for Neville, I feel sorry for him, what dick, but then if you have a dad that's called Neville Neville what do you expect.

Shut the fuck up boy

Yay! On our way to Wembley.

Thank fuck, as we now do the usual post-Christmas fall back to 7th.

Adebayor

Adebaayooooor

He used to like coaches
He dont any more

Good to see that underpar Arsenal team turn it on last night, What a performance. how many ties have i had to watch them throw games like that away!? What Wenger has done is nothing short of amazing.

The next 4 games are massive. Cesc has to be the player of the season, to rub salt in the wounds he is still years away from his peak

saw the next months worth of fixtures for arsenal last night tough set of games
i guess if you can win all of those then title is looking like yours ?

You've gotta admit, that Ashley Cole goal was absolutely perfect, amazing ball from Terry too.

point blank refuse to acknolwledge him.. who sorry?

This is it Dicki.
But Liverpool have hit bottom and they could well bounce back.. form is confidence. Utd are there for the taking and we are at home. Chelsea we owe won but with our keeper its always going to be tricky, and Drogba will be back.. that said so will Song!

Have to admit this is the best season in a long time.. what a league!

It's wide open, gurls...

are liverpool out of it yet ?!?!?!?!

** stares out of window daydreaming of what might be **

Adebayor

Adebaayooooor

He used to like coaches
He dont any more

Arsenal 4-2 up, all I can hear...

TAYLOR!

WHAT'S THE SCORE?!

TAYLOR TAYLOR WHAT'S THE SCORE!

Libpool are FUBAR... After the World Cup Gerrard will leave then Torres will follow...

are liverpool out of it yet ?!?!?!?!

** stares out of window daydreaming of what might be **

Arsenal 4-2 up, all I can hear...

TAYLOR!

WHAT'S THE SCORE?!

TAYLOR TAYLOR WHAT'S THE SCORE!

fool ran to our coner to celebrate when he scored.. he did applaud us for the ribbing.

"CAKE IN HIS POCKET.. HE'S GOT CAKE IN HIS POCKET" and "YOU'RE TO FAT TO REFEREE"
both killed me!
that said i felt a little ashmed when the Arsenal Fans booed Mark Davis to so long. i thought he stayed down to make a point.. then the stretcher came on i thought back to when Eduardo went down. Jaaskelainen turned to the fans and shook his head, suggesting they were mental.. so they started winding him up..
then a few minutes later a touching moment came when Eduardo over ran a ball and ran up to Jasskelaineen and said something in his ear, the keeper smiled, thanked Eduardo and patted him on the back. good man!
Their keeper then became a bigger man and clapped the supporters behind the goal..i clapped him back.. good sport has its place