Football

One more time:

De Boer rejects Liverpool FC
Rodgers rejects Liverpool
Klopp rejects Liverpool FC

The odds on Kevin Keegan to become their next manager must be shrinking by now...

Congrats Chelsea. It's a great feeling.

^Whack! Liverpool city centre was a party zone for three days after our win.

People in London tend to have full time day jobs, therefore they are unlikely to party for three days straight. Two days was mighty fine though!

Doh! Clive got in there before I did.

So Clive. How was Munich?!?
I have no nails left, what a match.

Do the fans want money in the bank and a decent business model, or trophies?

I wonder...

This is what a lot of discussion is about with LFC at the moment... CL positions vs cups won.... Ignoring whoppers and mentals I think getting back into the CL positions will help improve the squad and increase chances of more sought after silverware.

join the upward spiral or the downward

success begets success

Breaking News: Mike Bassett rejects Liverpool FC.

not enough pies in the contract

whats the deal with the celery clive ?

Ashley does a lovely braised celery.

euph ?

Breaking News: Mike Bassett rejects Liverpool FC.

If only they had someone in the background... some kind of 'club legend' that could step up when they've just managed to get shot of a poorly performing manager.

whats the deal with the celery clive ?

There's a few stories of how it started.

whats kenny up to now ?
i say bring back kenny ... as no one else will take the job

failing that i might sacrifice myself, head up the M6 and take on the 2nd toughest job iun england after the england job itself
hell it's just kicking a bit of leather around a grassy field right ? how difficult can it be ?

There's a few stories of how it started.

and they are ...... ?

Sounessssssssssssss!

yesssssssssssssss. no

One was a fan was banned for throwing it and taken to court- but the court didn't recognise this as a dangerous offence so he was aloud back in so others started doing the same.

Others argue that the fans of lower league club Gillingham started the tradition when celery began growing on their pitch in pre-season

I thought it was something to do with him inserting it in his exit hole.

whats kenny up to now ?
i say bring back kenny ... as no one else will take the job

failing that i might sacrifice myself, head up the M6 and take on the 2nd toughest job iun england after the england job itself
hell it's just kicking a bit of leather around a grassy field right ? how difficult can it be ?

Directions PM'd.

Liverpool >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

right a bit and up a bit ?
i think you'll find it's left a bit and up from over here

Full Metal Jacket style break 'em down and re build them strategy coming up the M6
20 mile runs through swamps
the meanest assault course
parade ground till late in the evening

i know the way to get the best out of them TOUGH LOVE

whats the deal with the celery clive ?

It's historical.

well tell me more
i'm all about history dear chap

Away game at Luton, fans walk past a green grocer or supermarket and rob celery from the trolleys and tickle some bums with it, hence the song.

Clive can correct me if I've got this one wrong.

Anyway, considering it's a new page and nobody hasn't mention it yet.....

**Chelsea FC are European Champions. **

#CFC
#CHAMPIONS