Football

One for MG, the other's for John H

This my cockney friends is a bunch of football tickets as I know you're not too familiar with what they look like

No 'In Memoriam' printed on the tickets, and shouldn't there be black ribbons on the cup ?

Might tweet some death threats to the FA

This my cockney friends is a bunch of football tickets as I know you're not too familiar with what they look like

Those are three tickets in the Liverpool end. I would prefer to watch the game on television.

This my cockney friends is a bunch of football tickets for a team I hate sitting with a bunch of red shite cunts as all my mates support a proper team , as I know you're not too familiar with what they look like

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can't believe we lost to brackley town at the weekend, local rivals putting us back into the relegation zone. i think we need to get liam richardson off the bench and give him a chance - what do you lot reckon?

I was born in Hampton and as neither Fulham nor Brentford count as proper teams, I am within my rights to support Chelsea.

Plastic. You should be supporting Kingstonian.

This my cockney friends is a bunch of football tickets as I know you're not too familiar with what they look like

Analogue tickets? They still use those in the north? We've been using digital tickets down here for donkeys.

I wouldn't flash them about, the Liverpool fans like to mug each other for tickets.

Analogue tickets? They still use those in the north? We've been using digital tickets down here for donkeys.

The game's at Wembley, which last time I went was in N London, and therefore the South.

The game's at Wembley, which last time I went was in N London, and therefore the South.

Last time I checked, Wembley was north of the North Circular, and therefore is part of The North.

Well at the Etihad (definitely the North), we've been using digital tickets since 2003.

That'll be the far eastern then middle eastern influence.

Well at the Etihad (definitely the North), we've been using digital tickets since 2003.

This is what it's come to:

2 'fans' of 'English' clubs arguing about provenance, whose respective stadiums are named after brands which are most definitely Arabian in origins.

Andy Andy Carroll, he gets the ball and scores a goal. Andy Andy Carroll

now lets see if we can get pisti singing that from the terraces on saturday

"He gets the ball and scores a goal every twelve weeks, Andy Andy Carroll".

I have a feeling that he will come good on Saturday. Now that will be a right laugh

he's on a rich vein

yes

I reckon that they'll get caned shitless.

Who?

I have lived closer to Highbury than any other ground.

FACT.

Bullshit.You're from Muswell Hill which is closer to WHL.

Bullshit.You're from Muswell Hill which is closer to WHL.

Is it f***. From where I lived til I was 16, it's 6 miles to THFC, whereas it 3 miles to Highbury.

I reckon that they'll get caned shitless.

Who?

The red side of the Mersey.

Can we start looking towards the last few games now? Spurs have got an easy run of games compared to Chelsea and Newcastle.