Football

Does anyone know of a team that has fared worse than 7 defeats and draw in eight games?

Yep. Us last season.

Which leads me on to a bit of a rant:

What the fuck are the overpaid shit-lickers playing at in the fizzy league? Everything was going well, then we let the second hand car selling Cilla botherer's bunch in to put air between us and guaranteed promotion!

Tossers.

has torres scored ye ..... no
has torres scored any great goals in traini....... no
has torres set up an goa ......... no
has torres played well in a game recently ..... no
is torres still alive ?

andy andy carroll
he gets the ball he does fuck all until the last minute when he scores
andy andy carroll

dicki, dear boy, wake up. It's 7:45 and time for your Weetabix.

Take your apology and your cash and shove up your arse, you stupid Gooner cunt.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2127741/Alan-Davies-donation-refused-Hillsborough-charity.html

sorry clive it's not often i get to celebrate a goal by our prolific number 9
very strange game all in all last night lots of odd things happening in the game
sendings off, liverpool could have had another two players heading for early baths
the two early goals had me dreaming of a rout and another maxi hat trick sadly he disappeared after 20 mins and we soon came back to earth with a bump
once blackburn came back to 2-2 it was the first time in a while i really didn't care about the result we've nothing to play for league position doesn't really matter in the greater scheme of things

all in all a game best forgotten, time to move on and concentrate on the nail biter to come on saturday

come on you reds

He's probably not even a real North Londoner anyway. He has a twat look about him.

dicki, dear boy, wake up. It's 7:45 and time for your Weetabix.

Ive just had mine and toast with marmite and some fine Japanese green tea. All whilst feeding the twins, reading the tabloids and spouting this shite

If Liverpool kick on from this massive, massive result I reckon next season could be the one where they win the League.

He's probably not even a real North Londoner anyway. He has a twat look about him.

Born Loughton, raised in Chingford. Became an Arsenal supporter because his brother supported Spurs. He is a pescatarian. And a massive twerp.

Born Loughton, raised in Chingford. Became an Arsenal supporter because his brother supported Spurs. He is a pescatarian. And a massive twerp.

That is all I need to know. He should be supporting Tottanham, West Ham or Colchester etc. Cunt with a capital Twat

Andy Carroll, what a goal, no-one will question the £35M now. I bet Barca will be on a phone this morning, he'd fit right into their system.

hell he had two great headers in 5 mins
shame one was at the wrong end
as the commentators were saying his first effort was a range finder !
his second DEADLY !

That is all I need to know. He should be supporting Tottanham, West Ham or Colchester etc. Cunt with a capital Twat

Remind us of your birthplace again, Mike.

That is all I need to know. He should be supporting Tottanham, West Ham or Colchester etc. Cunt with a capital Twat

Errr and what right do you have to tell people who they should support??

Fuck me

Er, about as much right as you do?

Football thread finally goes full circle. Pisti in epiphany shocker!

Er, about as much right as you do?

Errrr, born in Liverpool

And you support Arsenal and born in Berkshire??

Well played Millwall last night, 8pnts clear of the bottom 3

Brad Jones should've been sent off last night too

Errrr, born in Liverpool

And you support Arsenal and born in Berkshire??

Shouldn't you be supporting Liverpool then ?

Shouldn't you be supporting Liverpool then ?

There are actually 2 clubs in Liverpool and proper scousers support Everton

Scousers with proper accents you mean, la?

How is 'scouser' defined then? I left when I was 11, I'm now 36. Sorry if I don't speak like Paul O'Grady anymore

Are you on benefits?

Reported

Do you own a horse?