Football

nurse, my sides.

revised wikipedia entry...

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Thierry_Henry&oldid=326715091

Thierry ¨Le Cunt¨ Henry (French pronunciation: [FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][tjɛʁi ɑ̃ˈʁi][/FONT]; born 17 August 1977) is a French cunt footballer who plays for Spanish La Liga club Barcelona and the cunting French national team, predominantly as a cunt.
Henry was born a cunt and remains a cunt, Essonne—a suburb of Paris—where he played for an array of local sides as a cunt and showed great promise as a cunt. He was spotted by AS Monaco in 1990 and signed instantly, making his professional debut in 1994. Good form led to an international call-up in 1998, after which he signed for the Serie A defending champions Juventus. He had a disappointing season playing on the wing, before joining Arsenal for £10.5 million in 1999; the cunt.
It was at Arsenal that Henry made his name as a cunt. Despite initially struggling in the Premier League, he emerged as Arsenal's top cunt for almost every season of his tenure there. Under long-time mentor and coach Arsène Wenger, Henry became a prolific cunt and Arsenal's all-time leading cunt with 226 goals in all competitions. The cunt won two league titles and three FA Cups with the Gunners; he was twice nominated for the FIFA World Cunt of the Year, was named the PFA Players' Cunt of the Year twice, and the Football Writers' Association Cunt of the Cunts three times. Henry spent his final two seasons with Arsenal as club captain, leading them to the UEFA Champions League final in 2006. In June 2007, after eight years with Arsenal, he transferred to Barcelona for a fee of €24 million. His first honours with the Catalan club came in 2008–09 when they won the league, cup and Champions League treble; the cunt.
Henry has enjoyed similar success with the French national squad, having won the 1998 FIFA World Cup and Euro 2000. In October 2007, he surpassed Michel Platini's record to become France's top cunt of all time. Off the pitch, as a result of his own experience, Henry is an active cunt against decency and fairness and honour. His footballing style and personality have ensured that he is one of the most commercially marketable cunts in the world; he has been featured in advertisements for Nike, Reebok, Renault, Pepsi and Gillette.

since when did calling someone a cunt become funny...

oh hang on.. wrong forum.

http://www.jeu-de-main.com/
This will help you getting through the day.

http://www.jeu-de-main.com/
This will help you getting through the day.

Magnificent!

Ahem
YouTube- Henry Dives like a woman

Once a cheat, always a cheat

Stevie Gerrard knows all about that

it is a shame ireland won't be going to south africa. but totally agree with andyp.

as for the Hand of God goal it is amongst my top ten best goals of all time.

and i hope video isn't introduced in my time.

Come on Everton, you can beat this lot...

Oh.

LOL.

The gooners have gone a bit quiet... ;P

chelsea are looking good at the moment. 10 clean sheets, leaving out half the first team and still winning 4-0, 10 goals up on goal difference, 5 points clear plus that new kid we stole from some shit french club.

The new kid looked awesome, didn't he? And Essien was on fire... Nice to see Joe Cole get on the score sheet too... Looking very good indeed... :]

Three goals in the first 22 minutes - two from a magnificent Essien and one cracker from an improving Malouda, promised great things. 4-0 was not an adequate reflection on the game and we really need to be more ruthless in front of goal and less wasteful in denfence. Cech had a save to make which, being fair, is something that he should not have been called upon to do.

9-1 Come on you spuds!

9-1. Bang!

That was an unbelievable performance... Absolutely rampant... :o

The gooners have gone a bit quiet... ;P

9-1 Come on you spuds!

9-1. Bang!

That was an unbelievable performance... Absolutely rampant... :o

Waits for Slag to show up.....

~puts thread on ignore....

Bad weekend all round, but this is why i love Football, next weekend we will spank Chelsea and the spuds will roll over and Defoe will get sent off.

The arse lacked that physical presence in the box, those are the games you need to take the title.. cock it
Chelsea look good for the bunch of overpaid ponces they are. Take out Fat Lampard and Ballack and give Essien a Gerrard role in the middle of the park and he is immense.
It goes to show how much quality he has in the bag when given the park, yet every week he just does his job for the team. we would have beaten Wolves with him in our side. sadly the difference

time to stick Bent and Carlton Cole in to the fantasy league.. have a feeling they will walk out hungry looking to take some headlines away from defoe next game

We lost 0-1 to Stoke at home after missing a hatful of chances. Some days they all go in, some days they all come off the woodwork. Yesterday was a good day.

Anyway...who is Henry's PR advisor?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/8373804.stm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/nov/23/thierry-henry-ireland-handball-france

What an ego. How ever does it all fit into the Camp Nou?

~puts thread on ignore....

The arse lacked that physical presence in the box, those are the games you need to take the title.. cock it

I was at the Stadium of Light on Saturday; it wasn't the fact that you lacked physical presence in the box it was more that you had no one in there at all.

How could anyone married to Dawn French ever feel truly alone?

*PLAYERS REFUND FANS

Wigan Athletic players to personally refund Tottenham tickets

The club have announced that the players of Wigan Athletic have decided to personally refund every Latics fan who bought a ticket from the DW Stadium for the match against Tottenham Hotspur yesterday.

Latics had a sizeable following at White Hart Lane and skipper Mario Melchiot, speaking on behalf of all the players, said today: 'We feel that as a group of players we badly let down our supporters yesterday, and this is a gesture we HAVE TO make and pay them back for their tremendous loyalty.

'There is not a lot else to say, just that as a group of professionals we were embarrassed by the way we performed, we feel it was below our standards and this is something we feel we owe to the fans.

'Now we have to draw a line under the game, focus completely on training this week and bounce back on Saturday.

'We are professionals, we will take it on the chin and move on but it`s important that we do not take our supporters for granted.'

The club has confirmed that every supporter who bought a ticket from the DW Stadium for the game yesterday should contact the ticket office, either in person or by phoning 0871 33 66 552, and a full refund will be posted to their home address, hopefully within 14 days.

Refunds must be claimed on or before Friday 4th December 2009.*

I might ring EFC and see if they'll give me my £200 back I spent watching us get spanked 6-1 by Arsenal :-(

1. Mario Melchiot is, and always has been, a classy footballer.

2. Refunding all Wigan's travelling fans will not cost more than £20 per player.

cplus that new kid we stole from some shit french club.

you were involved?

They'd be fucked if they had to refund them ALL expenses though, imagine all the pies those fat 'Norvern Cants' must've put away!?