Football

Fuck me, look at all our red cards...AND the amount of double reds!

http://evertonresults.com/derbyred.htm

That's cos you are a bunch of cheating muppets who don't know how to play football without hacking people all over the place and you are going to get your arses bummed tonight

Although I predict Everton will at least get a draw unless the ref behaves sensibly and sends some of your butt ugly players off and troll face into the stands where we don't have to look at his boat

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And that other cunt Phil Quasi Modo Neville

And Man City have bottled it the title race is over now

The Fiver didn't hold back today:

'Liverpool: a fine club who under Dalglish have sometimes lapsed into the sort of classiness that reminds you that Billy Shankly ended his days watching Everton'

Ouch!

And Spring is in the air
It will be Spring time for Napoli in London

There's been many awful derby fuck-ups by refs, bound to be a few tonight

I just hope the ref doesn't lose control early on. I'm feeling pretty confident and think Everton will win 2-1, Jelly to score the winner.

That's cos you are a bunch of cheating muppets who don't know how to play football without hacking people all over the place and you are going to get your arses bummed tonight

Although I predict Everton will at least get a draw unless the ref behaves sensibly and sends some of your butt ugly players off and troll face into the stands where we don't have to look at his boat

First class weapon!

I just hope the ref doesn't lose control early on. I'm feeling pretty confident and think Everton will win 2-1, Jelly to score the winner.

It's Phil fuckin' Dowd!

Refs always fuck up the derby, look what's happened for the last 8/10 games home & away

I think Pienaar, Drenthe & Jelavic will cause Skrtle & Carragher all sorts of murders tonight

To be honest I don't give a shit about this game as shirt sponsorship deals are the new points

First player to fall on his arse?

Suarez? Gerrard? Kuyt? Cahill?

Last time we beat Liverpool and Kinky was in charge, he resigned

crosses fingers

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Last time we beat Liverpool and Kinky was in charge, he resigned

crosses fingers

Would be nice if he stayed a little longer surely. I think he's doing a grand job.

Really hope Everton do it tonight. Liverpool can >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Come on you reds

Let's be honest here, these are the 2 most boring sides in the premiership.

0-0

I think Pienaar, Drenthe & Jelavic will cause Skrtle & Carragher all sorts of murders tonight

I hope Moyes knows what he is doing. No Drenthe, no Cahill, no Jelavic, Anichebe and Straq up front.

And we're off come COYB

Kapow!

Everton offering the square root of fuck all

Will still end in a draw or a win for them though

A bit toothless up front Anichebe off Jelly on at half time. Don't think Moyes will brave enough to make the change though.