Football

they all do

Fulham sign Mahamadou Diarra.. interesting.

I still don't know who any of these 'new' people are

He'll come back as an alas.

From Alsace.

Ffs Festus. You convinced me to come back. I was doing alright out there, in the real world.

Come back? Who were you before? Not that twerp damo, I hope.

Who can't spell Barnet? l.

mikec?

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Did you know him well?

He'll come back as an alas.

who yorick ?

doh that got all out of order
could have been a bit funny

Now you've right royally ballsed this up.

Did you know him well?

Horatio knew him as well. A fellow of infinite jest.

it's like that joke

the secret of comedy timing

sounds better when spoken it must be said

mikec?

Is he from Barnett? Is that near Muesliside?

it's like that joke

the secret of comedy timing

sounds better when spoken it must be said

Scousers - comedy legends. Take their (non) performance yesterday for example...

goes along the lines of this

Johnny Carson started to say, “What’s the secret of. .. ” and Buddy yelled, “Timing,” very loudly, right in his face. It killed me. Timing is important — Johnny Carson has a throw pillow in his house that has embroidered on it, “It’s All in the Timing.”

Ah, I see. Hilarious.

I don't.

Hate it when faux scousers get all jovial because of a 2-2 draw with a second division side. Humour doesn't suit them.

tell arse fans about our trophy
they'll be jealous

I don't.

Hate it when faux scousers get all jovial because of a 2-2 draw with a second division side. Humour doesn't suit them.

It's not just a 2-2 draw with a run of the mill 2nd tier side, it's merely a stepping stone to GREATER THINGS, where Liverpool will regain the ascendancy in English football.

Possibly starting next season.

The Arse will have the right hump when their rapist leaves for someone who stands a chance of winning something.

Btw, it's:

Margaret Thatcher's penis.

The tag is missing an early R.

Please could the tagger correct it. Thanks for popping in the apostrophe.

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The Arse will have the right hump when their rapist leaves for someone who stands a chance of winning something.

Forming a lethal striking partnership with Andy Carroll ?

shall we all join sides and gang up on arse
they're even shitter than we are !

( now we've got our carling cup )