Football

I managed to make it all better by killing all three of them.

Did you bring the remains in your lab for some experiment?

No, I sold the remains to some English football tourists.

Shame, if I only knew it.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/villas%11boas-issues-confident-statement-from-portakabin-201202174908/

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/villas%11boas-issues-confident-statement-from-portakabin-201202174908/

The managerial toddler has been under increasing pressure since Chelsea's recent defeat by an Everton side comprised of several IOU notes, a photo of a goalkeeper and Phil Neville.

I am in stitches in the office after reading that

Maureen's in trouble, for alleged homophobic comments

Dodgy side-parting Mr Pearce.

Interesting case study on the Seattle Sounders who made their debut in the MLS in 2009
http://sportconsumerresearchconsultants.yolasite.com/resources/An%20Analysis%20of%20the%20Motivators%20of%20Seattle%20Sounders%20FC%20Season%20Ticket%20Holders%20-%20A%20Case%20Study.pdf

I love how Psycho's forehead wrinkles are asymmetric to his gurn.

I just realised who he looks like:

Come on Ajax, 3 minutes + injury time to get a goal.

So baconface wasn't haranguing the referee to add on more time?

That was a pretty poor match. Lived up to previous experiences...

Come on Ajax, 3 minutes + injury time to get a goal.

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Door _ _ _*

So baconface wasn't haranguing the referee to add on more time?

Only when warranted

That was a pretty poor match. Lived up to previous experiences...

Dull as fuck.

#squeakybum

I just realised who he looks like:

uncanny

That's unfair on Hitler.

How did Derby get on last night?

Not as well as Leicester did.

Greens red rescinded so he's back in the team against Palace at the weekend.

A rare moment of sense from the FA.

"Week in Vegas for you and the chaps?"
"Thank you Mr Sullivan. Thank Mr Gold too..."

How did Derby get on last night?

Shit in the first half, better after the break. So desperate for a goal that even a striker from Everton would do at the moment.

Could be worse though, look at Forest.

good little crew watched the derby leicester game in the coach - shocklee, markyboy, furious T, clintsmoker, corndog, bodieanddoyle and myself.

the guinness was good. and the ref seemed to enjoy the game. that's all i have to report

Predictions time again

Chelsea v Bolton 0-1
Newcastle v Wolves 4-0
QPR v Fulham 1-1
West Brom v Sunderland 0-1
Wigan v Aston Villa 3-0
Man City v Blackburn 5-1
Arsenal v Tottenham 0-3
Norwich v Man Utd 0-2
Stoke v Swansea 2-2

Carling Cup
Liverpool v Cardiff 3-1

mike in positive mood shocker