Football

the next scandal walks into town

Carlos Tevez says Roberto Mancini treated him "like a dog"

Oh Carlos just as you were supposed to be making up with Mancini

He'll be alright. Once Mancini pats him on the head and gives him a biscuit all will be forgotten.

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Tevez will just roll over when he gets to the training ground.

He starts with a fitness test then they are putting him on a tailor made fitness plan.

I'm guessing walkies, fetch the stick, catch the frisbee, chase the team bus 'cause you still ain't in it.

I bet he's a proper chunky fucker now. When he went from WHU to ManUre he'd spent every evening at Gaucho in Canary Wharf. He lost something like 2 stone as a result of the training schedule at Ushited.

But there are no decent restaurants in Manchester. That's probably the reason.

But, he IS a dog.

Why didn't they just sell the cunt?

no-one was willing to stump up £35mn for an unfit striker who's not playing the best football

so does anyone fully understand why harry got off tax fiddling ? bar the, i'm stupid and i write like a 3 years old excuse ?
anyone care to explain ?

serious question ^

Get rid at a cut price, they're loaded, they can afford it, and they can wash their hands of the prick.

But there are no decent restaurants in Manchester. That's probably the reason.

There's a Gaucho in Manchester though.

no-one was willing to stump up £35mn for an unfit striker who's not playing the best football

so does anyone fully understand why harry got off tax fiddling ? bar the, i'm stupid and i write like a 3 years old excuse ?
anyone care to explain ?

He was found not guilty - which means that he's not necessarily innocent.

jury of 12 good men and true ... who have all got a bit of a soft spot for harry ?

There's a Gaucho in Manchester though.

His counsel managed to be more convincing than those of the prosecution.

The CPS must be mortified, because there's no way on earth that they'd have wanted to spend taxpayers money if they didn't think that they'd get a result.

Currently Harrys' best option would be to take the England job when it's offered and steer well clear of the brown envelopes that he's become so famous for.

I thought he sent Rosie 47 to fetch them?

clive are the court documents made public after the trial
a hansards for the legal system ?

damo is an internet bully of the worst order. Just look at the way he used to troll poor old Buffalo Bill. Totally unnecessary.

But Buffalo Bill's a red scouser. Therefore Damo's actions are justified.

Scouser? SCOUSER???

B&D, Bill is an old chap not used to the hustle and bustle of internet banter. damo is (or was) a bully.

I was using the internet before Damo was out of short trousers, so bog off grandad.

Get rid at a cut price, they're loaded, they can afford it, and they can wash their hands of the prick.

Yeah, they might be able to take a loss on the sale, but no club (apart from that dodgy Russian club, whatever they're called) can afford his wages. It's like a grotesquely inflated version of the Bendtner problem.

so how long are we giving AVB then?

also, eden hazard on record as saying he'll sign for spurs next season!

<- spurs supporter

When's Harry off then?

so how long are we giving AVB then?

also, eden hazard on record as saying he'll sign for spurs next season!

Yeah, and Buffon has been coming to Arsenal for about 5 years.