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I bet he wishes he had Lord Judge on speed dial.

I know we've only seen the prosecution case so far, but if the dodgy fucker escapes this one I'd be stunned.

He can't escape. George Carman's dead.

Part of me wants him to get off just to see if the FA are fucking stupid enough to appoint him as England manager.

I think they probably are.

Of course they are. The FA are only just realising that Sven has been the most successful post-war manager.

I'd love to see him as England manager. If you thought Kevin Keegan was out of his depth...

He'd start putting cheeky bids in on Kaka and the like

He's bound to have a man who could "fix" the paperwork.

didn't his psychological meltdown start shortly after he was born ... like seconds after he was born

You'd have to ask the nationalist socialist/racists/bigots that have blighted his life since the day he was born in Italy.

i blame the parents myself

Lord Triesman and of course Lord Sugar for sure, so yes Michael you're right.

Fuck me, we agree on something?!

:)

Balotelli's agent threatens to take him away from England, as he thinks there's a conspiracy agin him:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/9036125/Mario-Balotellis-agent-warns-he-could-leave-Manchester-City-if-he-feels-persecuted-after-four-match-ban-for-stamp.html

So how much would you make on that deal, Mino?

Oh do me a favour. You stamp on someones head, you pay the consequences.

Unless you are the England captain at the time.

Although that was kick rather than a stamp.

haha - bits the transcript reads like something from Only Fools and Horses.

No income tax, no vat
No premier points off Man City
In the dock
Face so pale
'arry Redknapp's going to jail....

No he won't.

I think he will end up doing some time but I suspect it will be suspended untill the end of the season for about 3 weeks (well I bloddy hope so anyway, we will be a little fucked if he misses the rest of the season).

He'll get a slap on the wrist and won't be allowed to be a director of a company for seven years.

Christ

He may have to apologize to him too.

Balotelli's agent threatens to take him away from England, as he thinks there's a conspiracy agin him:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/9036125/Mario-Balotellis-agent-warns-he-could-leave-Manchester-City-if-he-feels-persecuted-after-four-match-ban-for-stamp.html

So how much would you make on that deal, Mino?

ballotelli asks the referees for a bit of respect

the same respect you show to your manager ( idiotic behaviour day in day out ) / your team mates ( who you regularly fight with ) / players on the pitch ( how many red and yellows since he arrived here )

if you want respect earn it you cretin you just don't automatically get it laddled out when you join your new club

the sooner we are rid of that idiot the better

How exactly has Lescott got away with that forearm smash? it can be explained away just the same as Balotelli's

they need at least one good defender in there tonight
without him they'd be screwed

bungs to the fa ? call girls for the Chief Exec.

Who won the big match?

some team from south wales