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You have played finals though, just at Cardiff instead.

The commentators said last night that Ballotelli paid for everyone who filled their cars at the same time as him at a filling station in Manchester.

I'd have turned up in a tanker.

The more I hear about this guy the more I like him. I wonder if he would give away his Maserati if you asked him nicely

I doubt it given your history with expensive cars.

Everton might actually be signing a player, Gibson for £2 million from UTD, very good buy for Everton. I wont believe it until its gone through though.

We're gaggin for atleast 2 shit'ot strikers, a winger on either side and CB cover

Gibson is shite!

*inserts red hot poker up ones arsehole

Might be used as a makeweight to take Neville back to Utd?

*crosses fingers

Great news for Liverpool and the kind of thing you want to hear from your captain

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16535528.stm

"I am living the dream as the captain of one of the biggest clubs in the world.

"I love coming to work every day and the experiences I have had since I was eight years of age and first signed for the club, I wouldn't change them for the world."

Andy Johnson to Blackburn
Pienaar to Arsenal
Carroll to Newcastle

Well since I left Everton to join those cunts in red

Great news for Liverpool and the kind of thing you want to hear from your captain

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16535528.stm

"I am living the dream as the captain of one of the biggest clubs in the world.

"I love coming to work every day and the experiences I have had since I was eight years of age and first signed for the club, I wouldn't change them for the world."

Fuck me, Liverpool's PR team are working overtime??! What a load of wind & piss!

8years old, he supported Everton FFS!

Won't happen.

Maybe the poker bit will.

gibson to everton 500k, bargain, or waste of money?

supposedly the mighty spurs are in for ganso from santos, though 'Arry was being obtuse by saying he had no idea who he was. Ganso's a left footed creative midfielder, who alongside Neymar is the reason for Santos' emergence in the last couple of years...
Possible Modric replacement, or just loading up with talent, available for about 18m, but if we didn't pull the trigger on the Damiao transfer when he was offered for 11m, not sure this one will be made either, especially when the european big boys come a sniffing...

Everton, where Man u 'players' go to die

I thought that was Sunderland?

Both

Tottenham, where world class players get put out to grass

Wonder how their season will be effected once bacon face goes down

He won't. A carefully timed stroke will keep him out and he'll come up with the cash.

Remember spurs are always linked with every player but there are only so many bungs to go round

gibson to everton 500k, bargain, or waste of money?

Bargain! he will do well at Everton.

Why, is he injured?

Soon Mike, Soon.

gibson to everton 500k, ..

Minus £65 for every ball he smacks out of the ground.

Minus £65 for every ball he smacks out of the ground.

It's only fair, Everton can't just keep buying new footballs all the time, they cant afford it.

I thought that was Sunderland?

Can't see that still happening given fat head has left