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Good stuff.

Right, I'm leaving this thread, gives me hives.

Where's Pisti then?

liverpool looked good. Villa are shit. City v Arsenal was a good game, unlucky Arsenal. Clive who? Wigan is a dump Hives are shit. Albion bag goal of the season twice in one game. Rameye you come to terms with the new fishing quotas yet?

Arsenal got out-muscled. Player for player they were weaker and easily pushed of the ball.

Why would Clive want to come back anyway?

If Liverpool had bought Grant Holt not Andy Carroll they would be in the top four right now. Discuss.

Arsenal got out-muscled. Player for player they were weaker and easily pushed of the ball.

Why would Clive want to come back anyway?

FA conspiracy?

He's taken up refereeing anyway, such is his sense of fairness and lack of bias

We await Clive's return as eagerly as we await Chelsea getting knocked out the Champions League

Sources close to Clive (i.e. Clive) tell me that he will be back this weekend.
And that he now regrets the crude, inaccurate and hurtful things he has previously said about Wigan, birthplace of his dear mother.

I have no such regrets about what he said. Particularly regarding Wigan. My personal experience is that it makes Yemen look lovely.

Good stuff.

Right, I'm leaving this thread, gives me hives.

Racist.

AVB seems confident of signing Jack Rodwell.

Not for £20M I hope.

Whilst the cat's away and all that - he could probably offer a family pack of Penguins and Kenwright would tear his arm off.

Can anybody even be bothered to make precictions on the couple of crap games tonight?
I predict there will be a sacking tomorrow

I'll have a go at the more interesting ones Mike:

Hayes & Yeading 2-0 Fleetwood Town
Peterhead 0-0 Berwick

Just had Stan Collymore in. Surprisingly articulate for a former Premier League Footballer.

dont mind stan, he get a bit shouty on the radio though, but i like his passion for the game.

Just had Stan Collymore in. Surprisingly articulate for a former Premier League Footballer.

Had him in where?

I like Stan.

Never quite as good as he should have been though.

We've signed Jordan Ibe.

Lets hope he can live up to his potential

I see he is a Bermondsey lad

Born in 19-fucking-95. I was in secondary school by then.

I think that's a sign I'm not going to make it as a pro footballer now.

Had him in where?

Work. I run a shop.

8 match ban for Suarez.

Nasty little runt.