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And you can't tell me that you don't secretly want to cuddle up to Tony Adams! He's such a sweetie!

How can you dislike Henry?..

Keown is where it's at.. like an even less funny Lee Evans.

not Robert Fleck then..

or Chris Sutton. Probably not because they were players who for one reason or other did not perform at Chelsea. Morris was given huge opportunities but sank like a stone as soon as he was released. Same for the other two.

Jody Morris was probably the most useless in modern times.

You rate him less than Winston Bogarde or Chris Sutton?

How can you dislike Henry?..

Keown is where it's at.. like an even less funny Lee Evans.

Henry is possibly the most odious Arsenal player of all time. FACT.

"He's got a monkey's head Keeeown Keeeeeown"

St Thierry of Arsenal.

What's not to dislike?

Already answered the Jody Morris question, fair play, I can live with that reasoning.

You rate him less than Winston Bogarde or Chris Sutton?

Bogarde played for Barca and provided a magnificent cross that sank us out of the CL in 1999. He was a class above Chelsea of the secodn division. Sutton was a tool but did well after and before Chelsea.

Yeah, go on then Jody Morris was a pretty shit.

You only don't like Henry because he scored some ace goals against Chelsea.
It's that bastard Micheal Owen that I cannot stand...

I'd say Bogarde is the most overrated thing to come out of the Netherlands, ever.

Glenn Helder wins that, hands down.

Clive, David Rocastle was a lovely fella, by all accounts. Shame he's no longer with us.

Greasy, everyone loved Zola and Vialli. Cech is also popular and an all round decent fellow. Jody Morris wasn't all bad.

I cannot think of a single Arsenal player in the past 40 years who I would wish to share the time of day with. I once spoke to the Bob Wilson.. He was a knob.

john Jensen?

Glenn Helder wins that, hands down.

That's a good one, the boy that had it all and blew it in spectacular fashion.

Everyone liked Rui Costa, didn't they?

Yep, he was alright, even it was only for the fact that he didn't play for Real Madrid.

Knowing nuknow he'll probably don't like him as he's a former Benfica player...

Rui is alright, but he's part of Benfuckers management team now, which makes him a bit of a weapon.

No, he's real. Even if he has taken leave of his senses.

I'm just hungry, mu sugar levels were a bit down. All back to normality.
Still don't like you much though. ;)

I dunno, let's take a quick straw poll:

Name me one popular Portuguese player from the last 20 years.

Ronaldo, legend.

*Sizeist (as in racist)
**Not factual (Britain is not 'the universe')
***Again, not factual (but pretty accurate)

You're getting the hang of this now, I reckon.

Give over, its in TEH RULEZ, the football thread only deals in FACT.

Henry is possibly the most odious Arsenal player of all time. FACT.

"He's got a monkey's head Keeeown Keeeeeown"

Racist.

This is the best picture of Dennis wise you will ever see.

I prefer this one...

dennis wise 'At the San Siro' - YouTube

Greasy, everyone loved Zola and Vialli. Cech is also popular and an all round decent fellow. Jody Morris wasn't all bad.

I cannot think of a single Arsenal player in the past 40 years who I would wish to share the time of day with. I once spoke to the Bob Wilson.. He was a knob.

Wasn't he a rapist?
I always liked Tony Adams and Kenny Samson used to drink in the Black Bull in Whetstone. Used to see him there most Sundays when I was a youngster

And Martin Keown must surely be universally liked for this alone

No.

He is. Has there been a more loathsome Dutch player than Van Nistelrooy? What a complete cunt.

Bergkamp was far cuntier. Just a shame it was never universally acknowledged.