Football

As good a double entendre I've ever seen

This is gold
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2011/11/03/everton-fc-s-leon-osman-tony-hibbert-is-one-of-the-best-full-backs-in-the-country-100252-29711066/

tomorrow: Konchesky world beater

I'm bored at work and as someone who has never really been North of Watford, where is the shittest place anyone has ever been in England outside of Hackey?

Barnet.

Northampton... Corby an' all...

Liverpool (HOME)
Tue 29th Nov

ticket sales information will be released once Liverpool have agreed the prices and confirmed how many tickets they require

Surely with their massive London fan base, Liverpool should just take the maximum allocation and get on with it.

Three weeks before the game and still no news about when we can buy our seats.

Mike C & Dicki'll be there so that's 2

To be fair to Mike, it is 11 days after he becomes a father.

Then again, 10 days after I first became a father, I had to fly over to the US for three weeks.

Ironically enough, I was at Stamford Bridge on the day my son could've been born. He was born at 4am the following night/morning

Taking the good lady to the game today.... thats the pre and post match drinking out the door, swearing to a minimum and most probably a dip into the bank to pay for half time food... £5 for a fucking hot dog!! massive cunts.. might take my own and ask them to heat it up for a £1

still be good for her to see us hammer the baggies a few new arseholes.. i was going to offer the ticket to Tim but he isn't as good a kisser, the seat was in the business end and he is a baggy, and i can't stand grown men crying...

Ironically, our younger daughter was almost born in a car because of Liverpool.

We were living about 200 yards from Highbury. I had just returned from a three and a half week trip to the US on the Saturday when MrsO woke me on the Sunday morning to say that her contractions had started two weeks early. Liverpool were playing Portsmouth in the FA Cup semi final at Highbury that day.

We tried to make arrangements for my father -in-law to come over and look after our 18 month old daughter. There was no way he could drive over. We bunged her in the car and told him to meet us at the hospital. Roads were closed. We made it to Highbury Corner but then were stuck. I saw a police car. Got out of my car and explained the issue. He turned on his blues and twos and a couple of police motor cyclists joined in behind us as we dashed down Holloway Road. We arrived half an hour before Camilla was born and, much to my wife's chagrin, too late for an epidural.

The game was a draw but the scousescum won the replay.

Liverpool, the side that just keep on giving (us all reasons to despise them).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/8871183/Liverpool-angry-with-Football-League-over-scheduling-of-Carling-Cup-clash-against-Chelsea.html

Classy goal by heitinga...

Good start from Everton.

Don't think anyone could have predicted the job Pardew has done at the Geordies though.

Although on the plus side it sets up footballs most deluded supporters for their customary fall

what have Liverpool fans got to do with it?

^^ that is always one of the season highlights.

v good Marco... V good

Taking the good lady to the game today.... thats the pre and post match drinking out the door, swearing to a minimum and most probably a dip into the bank to pay for half time food... £5 for a fucking hot dog!! massive cunts.. might take my own and ask them to heat it up for a £1

A Goonerette in the making?

FFS, the roolz clearly state:

Football>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Dorises

still be good for her to see us hammer the baggies a few new arseholes.. i was going to offer the ticket to Tim but he isn't as good a kisser, the seat was in the business end and he is a baggy, and i can't stand grown men crying...

I hear you pipster. I refuse to watch Albion until they start playing the ball on the deck again. It hurts that you don't think I'm a good kisser though

RVP scores 29 th of the calendar year. only 5 players have ever scored 30. name them

Hey pip, you ever thought of skywriting my name?

RVP scores 29 th of the calendar year. only 5 players have ever scored 30. name them

Kevin Phillips?

Kevin Phillips?

Brian Clough.

i don't actually know the answer. it was a stat that flashed up on the bbc text page