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jaw, all them places is in the north and therefore totally indistinguishable. I have never been able to tell Manchester from Newcastle or Bristol. Same shit place; same shit people.

[ducks and runs for cover]

Runs, who are you kidding?

Brisk walk at least.

Call Clive anything, but don't call him late for dinner.

Is Ronnie breaking any of TEH RULEZ supporting Man City considering he's living/from Chorlton?

No, becuase MCFC were the closest club, they just happe n to have moved a bit.

Did he sneeze before going out to training?

His knock on Sunday certainly didn't look bad enough to break a couple of ribs.

He's made of glass, you could tell he was really hurting after that knock.

Hang on. Hang on.
Chorlton. City Fan. Are you that fella from the Guardian?
(not David Conn)

Call Clive anything, but don't call him late for dinner.

You have not seen me in my new temporary sylph-like state.

No, becuase MCFC were the closest club, they just happe n to have moved a bit.

You must be pretty much equidistant from both clubs in Chorlton (when maine road was man city's stadium).

Closer to Stockport shurely.

(not really)

Hang on. Hang on.
Chorlton. City Fan. Are you that fella from the Guardian?
(not David Conn)

Daniel fucking taylor ? He's a Forest fan, though covers City and United for the Guardian. Permanent brown nose from having it stuck up Ferguson's arse the twat.

You must be pretty much equidistant from both clubs in Chorlton (when maine road was man city's stadium).

I'm originally from Fallowfield so no.

You have not seen me in my new temporary sylph-like state.

will you be taking advantage of the dropping a forum jersey size offer then?

No, I just don't squeeze so tighly into the largest size any more.

Daniel fucking taylor ? He's a Forest fan, though covers City and United for the Guardian. Permanent brown nose from having it stuck up Ferguson's arse the twat.

No. Fuck him. The other one. Whiny. got ripped apart on the pod cast.
Simon Hattenstone. That's him.

James Dart?

No. Fuck him. The other one. Whiny. got ripped apart on the pod cast.
Simon Hattenstone. That's him.

Hattenstone is indeed a whiny hand-wringing twat and purports to be a City fan. Wasn't aware he was from Chorlton though.

Blatant double bluff.

Any of you homos available in North london for a 5 a side game tonight, 7:30 Kick off, div 1 against top of the league and we have a thread bare team missing so many players we make Arsenal look cohesive.

We need 1 maybe 2 to make the numbers I have a feeling we are going to get schooled but i wont go without a fight....

I'd love to, but Tuesdays is my baby sitting night. Sorry Pip.

i'd play too but i have a cold and would be useless. good luck though and tell us more about the league etc...very interested etc

It's there

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2011/09/driver-on-the-wing%e2%80%99s-weather-for-chelsea-v-fulham-2/

That's not nearly as abusive as they normally are. Were you mellowed by Monte Carlo?

That's not nearly as abusive as they normally are. Were you mellowed by Monte Carlo?

Hot sun, thinning hair, I think the heat has got to him.

Come back Clive, who is this svelte imposter?

I was rather proud of the line "It is hard to hate Fulham but well worth the effort". It echos the chant:

"We don't hate you, we don't hate you, we don't hate you, cos you're shit"