Football

Oh, and The Football Men (in hardback, no less) as well.

UEFA investigation into the fairness of the Etihad deal at Manchester City. I'm sure they will thoroughly investigate and find nothing suspicious/illegal with that one...

talking to corny in the pub last night with jonny. we want you to compile a list of the top ten sweaty players. we figure you have the data on player weight pre and post match

Ruddock
Dicks
Gazza
Rooney
Southall
Unsworth
Dean Ashton
Hasselbaink
Lee Trundle
Dean Windass
Stuart McCall

Carragher surely...

Rooney
Southall
Stuart McCall

What have these three got in common?

(apart from being sweaty b*stards).

What have these three got in common?

(apart from being sweaty b*stards).

Have all played for the greatest team in the country

Carragher surely...

Shit, how could I forget?!

Vialli's head was often blinding under the spotlights of stamford bridge. I remember a UEFA cup match from years ago where he was being interviewed after the game and steam was literally pouring from his head!

Also, the old scottish keeper that used to put vaseline on his eyebrows to stop the sweat blindin him. What's his name?

Also, the old scottish keeper that used to put vaseline on his eyebrows to stop the sweat blindin him. What's his name?

Jim Leighton, handsome cunt

Speaking of which, I have your Moneyball & also a copy of *The Anatomy of England: A History in Ten Matches, *if you want to borrow that.

Sounds like a good swap.
I'm ploughing through Hackney, That Rose-Red Empire at the moment. I'll give you a shout when I'm done and willing to collect?

Jim Leighton, handsome cunt

indeed

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^That picture is far too flattering...

Rather than just naming fatties can you consider things like pre/post match weight we need but net fluid loss after allowing for fluid intake. Lots of other big words need considering to such as 'urine osmolality'.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15256693

I bet this bloke got right sweat on when running to the pie stall at half time.

Wenger said he's sharp, and if he doesn't leave, he'll be ready to compete for his place in the team.

Whilst he's still courting the whole of Europe, I think they'll be avoiding getting him cup tied.

He's never been sharp. Maybe with comments made on social media, but hardly ever in the box.

Wenger should play him, cup tie him and let him rot on the bench. Arsenal can afford it financially after all.

He'll probably end up in Cyprus with Quashie.

You don't get cup-tied in the qualifiers, do you?

How to break the Barca code.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,779989,00.html


I bet this bloke got right sweat on when running to the pie stall at half time.

Best 'keeper to grace Bristish Football - FACT!

Best 'keeper to grace Bristish Football - FACT!

At best he's 2nd to Schmeichel.

FACT !

At best he's 2nd to Schmeichel.

FACT !

Southall was Schmeichel's hero - FACT!

Any Birmingham fans on here ?

£1200 (One thousand two fucking hundred pounds).

ah the price of success!

well after the first round of matches liverpool sit in a respectable 5th just 2 points off the top of the table

what do all you naysayers think now huh ?! come on the reds

well after the first round of matches liverpool sit in a respectable 5th just 2 points off the top of the table

what do all you naysayers think now huh ?! come on the reds

This could be their year !

Then again you're only one point off relegation.

Footballers are paid too much, how can someone kicking a ball earn in one week
what a nurse earns in 4 years ?