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I'm gonna go with a BLT, probably from Tesco's Finest range... Am I right?

I love it when MG blows his plastic Kopite stack, excellent... :D

Wow so insightful. Who do yo write for again?

I write for myself and the pleasure of winding you up.

The irony!!

Er Joe given the amount of plastic used for your fucking glasses:

you too can

I write for myself and the pleasure of winding you up.

you type like a simpleton.

For MG:

YouTube - ‪Redskins - Keep On Keepin' On‬‏

I'd put it the other way, are you sure we really want them?

No Premier League experience
Massively hyped (the next Zidane etc) = Massive price
Big fish in a small pond (at least in Hazard's case).

I'd rather Liverpool buy solid Premier League performers, like Henderson, Adam, Downing etc...

Mata wont go to liverpool, its touch and go he will go to Arsenal. the big pull being his potential to be the club star and move off for more cash. he is a quality player. those three points are invalid - it's all down to mentality. Mata has it, he is one of those special players.

Adams has the mettle to fight hard (proven many time) and now the incentive of the big move and big club. i'd say he will succeed if given a roll where he can play his game. a stand in for Stevie me and he will just collect his salary Jo COle style

I'd put it the other way, are you sure we really want them?

No Premier League experience
Massively hyped (the next Zidane etc) = Massive price
Big fish in a small pond (at least in Hazard's case).

I'd rather Liverpool buy solid Premier League performers, like Henderson, Adam, Downing etc...

Face it. These people need somethink to shoot at. If lfc wre to buy fashionable, tanned, latin based performers we'd be idiots for pissing money away on grand delusions of yesterday. I really hope they do as well Torres, Chamak and Dzeko <-some of these guys set the bar really high!
I'd be really fucking pissed off if lfc didn't splash proper monies on redecorating our injury room like the one those 'peoples club' have. Apparently theirs is "lish"

@ Mutli Grooves

The most constructive thing i can post is that you go add me to your ignore list.

but but what about that riding of the banter you mentioned? is that off? :(

Idiot. At least he could lace his own boots with doing his own Hamstring!

LIES

His guts would get in the way

60 minutes of brilliance then 30 minutes of brilliance.

Have Everton got a player who can produce 90 minutes of brilliance?
In one game?
In one season?

Don't be a clunge

But thems^^ FACTS innit.

you type like a simpleton.

I know.

Massively hyped (the next Zidane etc) = Massive price

I'd rather Liverpool buy solid Premier League performers, like Henderson, Adam, Downing etc...

I thought that was Bruno Cheyrou?!

ka pow!!!!!

I'd rather Liverpool buy solid Premier League performers, like Henderson, Adam, Downing etc...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Henderson is a poor man's Dan Gosling

Adam - nuff said on him already, plus he wa sonly in The Prem for one season, he stood out cos he was in a shit team

Downing??! DOWNING! Spent most of his career playing for 'Boro in The C'ship and is arguably the most overrated player in The Prem, after Rio Ferdinand

Or Arteta.

Don't be a sheath

Come on, you're clearly winding MG up over things he's never said. He's been, quite clearly, stating that Liverpool are rebuilding, that 7th is a long way down from where they were etc and so on.

Clearly, it's fucking brilliant watching him blow his stack. But seriously, Arteta being good and worthy of getting into the Spanish team was 3 seasons ago. Which was when you could legitimately say that Everton were alright, they've finished in lower positions each season after that.

you type like a simpleton.

As my typing (writing) is so poor, I will use a picture to communicate my message.

Do you recognise that place?

Southgate Sandwich: Salmon and cream cheese.

Meanwhile over in Manchester....

What a pair of helmets

And why the fuck have they sprayed a pic of Torres on the side?!

Come on, you're clearly winding MG up over things he's never said. He's been, quite clearly, stating that Liverpool are rebuilding, that 7th is a long way down from where they were etc and so on.

Clearly, it's fucking brilliant watching him blow his stack. But seriously, Arteta being good and worthy of getting into the Spanish team was 3 seasons ago. Which was when you could legitimately say that Everton were alright, they've finished in lower positions each season after that.

Arteta would walk into the Liverpool, Arsenal and Spurs team

How long does it atcually take for Liverpool to rebuild? They've been doing it for over 20yrs haven't they?!

ka pow!!!!!

Leeme redefine Ka pow:

Djimi Traore is the next Lillan Thuram.

Seriously.

"There is also a replica FA Cup and an image of the club’s billionaire owner Sheikh Mansour on the spare wheel case"

Arteta would walk into the Liverpool, Arsenal and Spurs team

How long does it atcually take for Liverpool to rebuild? They've been doing it for over 20yrs haven't they?!

How long has it taken Everton to reach the heady heights of the 80s?
Joe Royles Dogs of War do not count.