Football

with heskey up front laying the ball off this team needs a hold up forward that can't do that job but scores a lot of goals.

1.scott carson
2.Wes Brown

1. Ferdinand (Anton)
   
2. Johnson (Glen)
   
3. Bramble
   
4. Palmer
   
5. Poborsky
   
6. SWP
   
7. Heskey
   
8. Ibrahimovic
   
9. Cole
   
   

Fuck, that's a shit team

Manager: Souness

breaking news: Souness wants to bring john Gregory in as No2 and the Everton physio team.

Graham Rix, head of youth development

Arsene Wenger's coming in as defensive coach.

And Torres as striking coach.

Hang on, wasn't he the best striker in Europe a year ago? *

• a million deluded Kopite twats
  

Neville Southall is catering coaching the goalies.

Know nothing cunt!

Only the best 'keeper in the world for a whole decade - FACT!

Know nothing cunt!

Only the fattest 'keeper in the world for a whole decade - FACT!

Ftfy, with a TRUE FACT!

Pissed all over Lukic

True, but he wasn't a patch on Grobbelaar.

reported

DTM

PETER Crouch and Abbey Clancy will have their wedding rings delivered by FALCONS today for the nuptials at Stapleford Park, Leics.

^Big tallons for a big bird

Hang on, wasn't he the best striker in Europe a year ago? *

• a million deluded Kopite twats
  
  

That's why those muggy Kings Road cunts paid us £50M, you short minded twat.

Know nothing cunt!

Only the best 'keeper in the world for a whole decade - FACT!

Catching big fish with no rod and line:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UIpOUgQt-g&feature=related

That's why those muggy Kings Road cunts paid us £50M, you short minded twat.

He never has and never will be the best striker in Europe you soft cunt!

Today's hilarious transfer talk:

Arsenal after*** £20m*** Downing!!

.....and West Brom after Bothroyd!

Chris Riggott turned up for pre-season so it looks like he could be making a return.

.....and West Brom after Bothroyd!

well i heard we had a vacancy for cutting up the half time oranges. Apparently he's pretty tasty with a blade. If we don't get him we'll be after Trevor Morley's wife.

Catching big fish with no rod and line:
YouTube - ‪Girls Fearless Catfish Noodling - 72 pounds! w Manny Puig‬‏

i'm worried now

Is Trevor Morley's wife still not chasing Ian Bishop?