Football

^ Fuck me that's shocking, really Bad, I'm Bad, you know it I'm Bad!

I trust you've an Everton baby grow to add some balance?

logs off

If that's true I'll be swamped with rep...

"WE'RE FACKING GREEEN ST. WE DON'T FACKING RUN. CAHT THE CAHNTS. CAHT 'IM. FACKING MIWWAWW WANKERS"

first words....

Unless that's a Villa kit he's wearing. Claret and blue, it's all the same.

lights touch paper

Cock off Derby scum!

He looks like a cherub.

screaming reels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpk8_5cZlSg

Could be Burnley, Claret and Blue with a shield logo.
Somewhere in Greater Manchester, just like Liverpool.
Shit team just like West Ham.

Sod the blue touch paper lets chuck petrol at a barbecue.

Derby scum

That's me that, the midget's not even from Derby.

That's the future, sat there. Little Angel.

He's got more hair than you G.

In a world where Ramaye calls anyone a midget, hippy would be very excited.

Hippy's already got the hand cream out and has dusted off his contract with Kleenex.

Oi, he's a lot shorter than me. Two maybe even three centimetres.

"In the land of the midget, the dwarf is king."

Jody Morris

That the article they read in the guardian will prove that Arsenal and Barca are the best ever.

Like fuck.

Barca...yeah. The scum.....oh hell no.

Roberto Di Matteo.

Fingers crossed.

You'd start to think that Roman A subscribes to this thread.

When I asked for Zola, I never imagined that Roberto might be available. As a coach and as a contact point with the club and its culture, he is ideal. Di Matteo is the personification of style and...

...remember...

Roberto Di Matteo.

Fingers crossed.

As a replacement for Lampard? Couldn't be any worse TBF.

and...

...remember...

You're a womble?

^ Dad joke.

definitely a dad shit joke

"He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee"

Well, he's now going to be bouncing elsewhere, Steve Clarke is taking over as assistant manager.

Can't say I'm that upset, he was no Pako Ayestarán.