Football

I will save you the time. Pistatntor is an Everton fan who hates everyone and everything else. The rest of us are all wrong. Especially Dicki and myself as we are cockney Kopites

I am more wrong than you.

what do you think the W stands for.

winsome?

waxed?

LOL ROFL, ohh my fucking days. I just choked to death on my museli

**Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is planning to use some of the £80m raised by the sale of Cristiano Ronaldo to launch a shock raid for Liverpool striker Fernando Torres.

**Lucky I don't believe a single word written in the press between now and August

LOL ROFL, ohh my fucking days. I just choked to death on my museli

**Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is planning to use some of the £80m raised by the sale of Cristiano Ronaldo to launch a shock raid for Liverpool striker Fernando Torres.

**Lucky I don't believe a single word written in the press between now and August

i would laff so hard if they then sell alonso to RM and gerrard breaks his leg

I have already conceded that everyone of our players bar Gerrard and Carragher are off in the summer so I would find that highly likely.
Seems this year we are the new Arsenal. Everyone fucking off to Spain or Italy

Fuck me, you couldn't make it up!

**Newcastle pay Joey Barton £675,000 a year for image rights **

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/newcastle/5526418/Newcastle-pay-Joey-Barton-675000-a-year-for-image-rights.html

Proof indeed that Newcastle are run by a complete pile of weapons!

Fuck me, you couldn't make it up!

**Newcastle pay Joey Barton £675,000 a year for image rights **

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/newcastle/5526418/Newcastle-pay-Joey-Barton-675000-a-year-for-image-rights.html

Proof indeed that Newcastle are run by a complete pile of weapons!

Pistanator.If Barton said to you."i'm going to give you a right good kicking like you've never had before"(bearing in mind he's hard!:o) would you join the queue of folks begging that he would say that to them!.

Sad thing is, he's from the same part of Liverpool I'm actually from :-(

Along with Stevie G, Peter Reid, Freddie Starr and John Kelly

it would take all of the 80mn and then some for torres to go to man utd
most idiotic headline of the year
shame on you fergie, i know rafa got under your skin this season but there's no need for rubbish like this
please stop drinking all that red wine it's going to your head you silly jock

Not Fergie I don't think. Its the papers that make all this up. The Sunday Express, they just invented the whole thing. There is a tabloid obsession with unsettling Liverpool and Arsenal in the close season. I think it is to ensure The Chavs and The Scum can get away withe their shady transfer dealings under cover

Egypt have leveled with Brazil in the Confederations Cup! 3 - 3! Available on the BBC Sport website.

Fuck me, you couldn't make it up!

**Newcastle pay Joey Barton £675,000 a year for image rights **

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/newcastle/5526418/Newcastle-pay-Joey-Barton-675000-a-year-for-image-rights.html

Proof indeed that Newcastle are run by a complete pile of weapons!

"City had been close to sacking him in 2004 after he accidentally stubbed out a cigar in the eye of a youth team player Jamie Tandy at their Christmas party and in 2005 he was sent home from a summer tour of Thailand after a fight with a 15-year-old Everton fan."

What a cuntbag. how can you accidentally stub a cigar out on someone's eye? And kid's joey? low..

To be fair to him though, he looks like he has an IQ level bordering on retarded. He has the Deliverance look about him.

Apparently Joey Barton is academically fairly bright (certainly by footballer standards), his main problem of course is that he is from Huyton, where no decent person has ever come from.

bright by footballers standards

hmm that doesn't exactly mean he is einstein

Apparently Joey Barton is academically fairly bright (certainly by footballer standards), his main problem of course is that he is from Huyton, where no decent person has ever come from.

Ey shit'ouse!!! coughs

Not just me, as mentioned above.....Gerrard, Peter Reid, Freddie Star, DJ John Kelly

Actually, with the exception of Peter Reid and my good self that does equate to a 'cunty' list! :-)

Ey shit'ouse!!! coughs

Not just me, as mentioned above.....Gerrard, Peter Reid, Freddie Star, DJ John Kelly

Actually, with no exceptions at all that does equate to a 'cunty' list! :-)

Fixed !

"City had been close to sacking him in 2004 after he accidentally stubbed out a cigar in the eye of a youth team player Jamie Tandy at their Christmas party and in 2005 he was sent home from a summer tour of Thailand after a fight with a 15-year-old Everton fan."

What a cuntbag. how can you accidentally stub a cigar out on someone's eye? And kid's joey? low..

But it wasn't accidental was it though, he blatantly did it and was fined/suspended and the lad got compo

Plus the 'Everton fan in Thailand' incident started because the little cunt was spouting off racist shite(his brother is doing life for a racist murder)
He was in a bar when Everton fans(who were watching the club on a pre-season tour) were winding him up saying that he'll never play for his boyhood club....his highly intellectual response was:

"I wouldn't wanna play for them anyway as they're full of n******!"

Nice! :-$

Doesn't all that racism just make him an old skool Everton fan ?

Gordon Lee an' that.

Err, no

Now Ron Atkinson on the other hand...

Looks like we are going to sign Glenn Johnson for £17million!
£7million of that is what they owe us from the Crouch deal, the rest we should be getting by selling Arbeloa to some team in Spain

£17m!??!? For a right back?! The world's gone mad

Chelsea have also had an offer accepted and can offer better personal terms. London is also a nicer place to live, so I wouldn't count your chickens just yet, Mike.