Football

Haven't you got any Michael Jackson statues that need polishing or somethin?!

I saw this the other day. It's truly awful. Why didn't Mojo buy the Jeff Koons one of his mate and the chimp?

It's a must for the football ride so that we can bask in the bad taste of a man who's actually losing it.

Arsenal
Points Gained
Win When Losing 2
Draw When Losing 3
Points Gained 9
Rank 10

Points Lost
Lose When Winning 1
Draw When Winning 5
Points Lost 13
Rank 8

United
Points Gained
Win When Losing 3
Draw When Losing 3
Points Gained 12
Rank 6

Points Lost
Lose When Winning 2
Draw When Winning 4
Points Lost 14
Rank 10

United gained more points 12, to Arsenal's 9, but lost more points (14 - 13).

I love football 365.
Can you get opta stats somewhere? Opta probably.....

Chelsea
Points Gained
Win When Losing 4
Draw When Losing 4
Points Gained 16
Rank 3

Points Lost
Lose When Winning 0
Draw When Winning 2
Points Lost 4
Rank 1

Blimey. Chelsea don't throw points away.

City

Points Gained
Win When Losing 1
Draw When Losing 1
Points Gained 4
Rank 19

Points Lost
Lose When Winning 1
Draw When Winning 3
Points Lost 9
Rank 3

Neither do City, but if the shit's against them, they don't pull up any trees.

#cliches.igotem.

Liverpool?

#notsureiwanttoknow

Points Gained
Win When Losing 1
Draw When Losing 3
Points Gained 6
Rank 15
Points Lost
Lose When Winning 4
Draw When Winning 5
Points Lost 22
Rank 18

Serial bedwetters Arsenal have themselves to blame for givin Utd # 19

6 points dropped in the last 3 games, handing easy draws having led

Yep

Worst team to ever win the Premiership this year I think.
Arsenal need to grow a pair. Cash in on their whinging twat of a captain so he can rot at Barca and bring in a few people who know how to tackle

If Arse and Chelsea win their remaining games and ManU only lose to Arse and Chelsea and win the rest, there will be a three way tie at the top and everything will be down to goal difference which is very close and will be closer still if ManU lose those two games.

It wont happen Clive. United will steamroll Arsenal and draw against you lot

Mind you that scenario relies on Arsenal and you can't relay on Arsenal.

You can rely on them to fuck up your accumulator, if your silly enough to bet on them in the first place and you can rely on them to whinge

you can rely on prune face to have a grizzle afterward.
'i didn't see the incident but you have to question the actions of the referee' etc etc

I see Chelsea scored 3 again last night. Surely one or two for Torres?

trollez

Arsenal always have a mistake in them at the moment, Szczesny was so unlucky with that call on the pen. he was cms away.. gutted.. and lennon is a twat. any other a player i wouldn't mind but its those wavy gay arms i can't do.

still i can't complain about losing the 2 points, it was a cracking game. pen aside we have a quality keeper in the making and if we sign VDV for next season we'll would have won the league by this stage.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/21042011/2/real-captain-ramos-drops-king-cup-under-bus.html

whoops.

Yep

Worst team to ever win the Premiership this year I think.
Arsenal need to grow a pair. Cash in on their whinging twat of a captain so he can rot at Barca and bring in a few people who know how to tackle

agreed, but would have said composure over growing a pair. but i would be embarrassed to win the league after the way we have played. Utd have been a bit more solid throughout, they ground it out. Wenger needs to learn

agreed, but would have said composure over growing a pair. but i would be embarrassed to win the league after the way we have played. Utd have been a bit more solid throughout, they ground it out. Wenger needs to learn

Isn't that the problem though. Wengers sat there in his little lab trying to create the perfect specimen of a footballer. He's apparently had access to huge transfer kitties but will only sign 14 yr olds from Ghana or Barcalona. His refusal to change, and to blame everything else is what has lead to this mess.

If I wanted to be a troll, I'd say that the main foundations of the invincible's were George Graham's creation. Wenger added a bit of style, and the rest is recent history.

Talking of Opta Day-Moe

Arsenal have dropped 7 points prom positions where they've had a 2 goal or more lead, which is even more telling I think.

http://twitter.com/#!/OptaJoe/status/60990939409285120

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/21042011/2/real-captain-ramos-drops-king-cup-under-bus.html

whoops.

there's a vid here

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13155619.stm

pure class

brilliant.

yeah

Houllier was rushed to hospital last night

Get well soon you goggle eyed cunt!

I think I've been banging on about Wenger earlier. When I say banging on,I mean repeating Paul Doyle about Wenger and his time at Monaco.

That 7 points dropped from 2-0 leads is S H O C K I N G.

Kroenke needs to take the bull by the horns.

New pastures >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>