Football

About to ride to the Bowleyn, fancy riding over with me Mike?

Don't be worried about any trouble; I'm sure you'll be safe with your accent and all.

West Ham fan not being able to spell the name of his clubs ground

Of his club's ground.

Otherwise known as
"Everton fan with fat fingers who can't use his iphone properly"

I should have quoted to beat the ninja.

Who gives a fuck? Derby won yesterday!!

I take it Ashley Cole will be going to prison for shooting someone at point blank range. Or is that part of Chelsea's training regime nowadays?
The despicable little reptile

Beckford's back in the running again! Anyone got any stats?

Mike, had a call from my West Ham mate 30mins ago seeing if I wanted to join him as he's got a spare ticket. I refused, fancy it? Could be a momentous occasion, first game n all that.....

As of yesterday:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jermaine_Beckford
25 games 8 goals

As of 23:41, 21 February 2011
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Cole
33 games 10 goals

No idea what the bets were though....

come on West Ham! Your season starts today

'ave that you murderin cunts!

Has Kinky resigned yet??

Bring Back Benitez!

Kenny Out!

Should Never Have Sold Alonso!

pre-empting the mass of Kopite bells on Talkshite now

Arsenal you chavvy cunts - where are your suits? It's a CUP FINAL.

I know it's been a while, but it's the done thing you no-class imposters.

etc etc

£65 for ticket of a tout, had the fear it could be the biggest waste of my money so far this year but fuck me it was the best £65 I could have spent the hair from my neck to arse crack are still standing and I'm very horse.

Arshavin = fail

Who gives a fuck? Derby won yesterday!!

Good shout, I'm surprised Damo hasn't mentioned it. 1-0, our first win since New Year's Day. Goals coming from an on loan pair and safe hands Frank is back between the posts.

Some big games coming up, Doncaster, 'boro and Palace. Win 2 from those 3 and we should be OK.

I did mention it.

I did mention it.

Must've missed it

Must've missed it

+1

cracking up!!! if blues win this

What a gift for Martins

oh dear

Put foot through ball
put foot through ball

Lolz.
Even when you play the greatest football in the last 14.7 billion years, these things do sometimes happen.

Mark Lawrenson really rubbing salt in the wound