Football

Richarlison has not scored a premier league goal for Spuds.

Colin Wanker just can't leave it alone.

Huddersfield one point from safety in Championship

Fingers crossed he doesn't improve on that.

Elon Musk in for Man Utd was not on my radar

Would be very interesting.

Despite what the “Elon musk is a cunt yada yada” thread says he has a habit of making money by putting people in the right places.

I’d be interested as fuck in how he makes that place different.

He’s a cunt. Would suit United down to the ground.

Apart from himself

Not disagreeing but a fucked clock is right twice a day.

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/16802573/

No idea how this Everton team beat Arsenal. Been properly shit tonight.

If Tarkowski's header had gone in...

lol Everton are so shit they can’t even beat Liverpool

phew first premiershit points and goals of 2023
been a long time coming

Liverpool the better team on the night but yeah, fine margins. Once the first goal went in it felt inevitable we’d struggle to get anything. Missed Dom a lot. He’s key to the way Dyche played against Arsenal. Didn’t think we were that much out of it but we are in the bottom 3 for a reason. These were both free hits for Dyche, next two are the key games really.

I follow footballshithousery (don't judge me), what did Robertson do yesterday to get everyone so riled up?

So far as I could tell, laughed at Pickford for being a bit of a bellend.

He handled the ball then kicked it away to stop Pickford from taking a free kick. Only turned a bit feisty when fake hard man Dick Van Dyke decided he needed to get involved. As shithousery goes it was extremely vanilla.

Where's my instagram fame?

I see. So nothing major.

+1 BurnleyEverton consistently inconsistent.

Looked like Klopp had unlocked the old Red Bull fridge

Hah. Yeah, they didn't look to have any of the 'energy problems' they've struggled with lately. That said, they were playing us and we are quite shit.

Squires especially good this week

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/feb/14/david-squires-on-nathan-jones-southampton-pep-guardiola-manchester-city

The Gerrard bits were especially good. The curlywurly was a particularly nice touch.

pep apologises for his gerrard comment, goes up 1 in my opinion of him, a proper apology too, not a politicians apology