Football

There was some very creative accounting going on to avoid FFP last year. I wonder if they're trying to push it more this year.

Wouldn’t surprise in the slightest if there’s been some dodgy stuff going on. Be a bit surprised if we were trying more of it. The USM thing was our hooky naming rights/sponsorship deal which the likes of City do so well off.

Salah looking lively for the weekend.

hopefully that gives us a bit of confidence for city at the weekend

That second half papering over a lot of cracks. And what was Salah up to for his first 7 minutes on the pitch, eh?

fastest champions league hatrick 6 mins 12 secs

regardless of tonight, all my money is on City pulling our pants down and fucking us sweetly at the weekend. Our defence is a mess.

all my money is on City pulling our pants down and fucking us sweetly at the weekend

Everyone, all season.

Barca's reboot is going swimmingly.

during that game when inter scored their 3rd the whole bench ( subs, coaches, magic sponge person ) ran onto the pitch and celebrated the goal in the barca peno box.
get the fuck off the pitch you twonks

the whole non playing players entering the field of play to celebrate is beginning to get a bit silly. there should be yellow cards for any non playing players entering the field of play

even thiago got told of for warming up on the pitch last night

Apparently VAR can get worse...

Game suspended because the technology is broken.

Delayed no?

Haha, VAR is shit.

Gerrard out. Worst possible result - lost but played slightly better for 45 mins so Stevie can point to progress. Ugh.

That Mo Salah hey, like playing with 10 men.

Getting well spicy. Great neutral game.

Totally agree, Gerrard has had a year and lots of money and it’s significantly regressed to the point that they simply can’t score. Imagine the team talk from someone so miserable, probably puts on Sussudio to get them pumped up before they go on.

End this now or it’s as nailed on as can be that they are going down (todays result wasn’t the problem, the draws against direct opponents 10 man Leeds and Forest did the damage).

Imagine the team talk from someone so miserable, probably puts on Sussudio to get them pumped up before they go on

Ha!

Thought villa played well esp in tbe 1st half. Kepa had pulled off 2 Worldie saves. But can see that Gerrard doesn't seem to inspire the team.

The Liverpool win obviously means they are now champions.

So, Klopp.

As a neutral, I used to really like him - checking the time before saying “the boys were fucking magnificent” on live TV, channelling Rocky by bellowing “Adrian” after penalty shootout heroics - but it seems like he’s starting to believe his own hype.

Might be unfair but it’s a tight rope to navigate

He’s always been a cunt.

^ insightful I know.

I embrace this sort of pithy analysis

From the 3 minute YT highlights it looks like Leeds were robbed. Bamford missed one penalty, but there could have been more than 2.

Nope. One penalty for handball should have been offside in the build up. Other two shouts ruled out because bamford prefers rugby.