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City could easily have won that match by buying Kane last summer

The lesser spotted left foot, right foot, header own goal hat-trick

https://youtu.be/8TC94i9jc6g

WOMAN PLAYER!

city remove 1,100 seats to get some more advertising in

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2021/08/manchester-city-reduces-stadium.html

the emptier-had

Oh I really felt for her as that last one went in.

Thank you Anthony Elanga 🥵

Instant impact when viewing on TV.

City struggle with ticket sells so maybe X3 or x4 would make the difference.

Can’t believe that guy didn’t get a lifetime ban.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/feb/24/leicester-fan-sentenced-to-youth-custody-for-assaulting-nottingham-forest-players

That article just refers to the court case, which may have limits on ban length. Assume the club would have to give him a lifetime ban from games. Just guessing tho.

The lifetime ban for the (accurate) bottle-chucking Evertonian was from the club.

Kudos to Spurs for providing results to keep things interesting at both ends of the table

labour looking to nationalise chelsea fc
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60506563

and kier starmer named as surprise starter in goal for the carling cup final

what happens when abramovich's money is frozen ? do they have to start selling their prized assets to stay afloat - starting with £90mn summer signing lukaku and £75mn kepa

you'd think the club a legally a separate entity for tax if nothing else. So status quo should be ok, but in the future, they might have to sell more of the loan players?

The UK state will flood the club with money and go toe to toe with Saudi Arabia in the premier league sportswashing cup.

The Bank of England printing the necessary cash to buy Haaland and Mbappe is unfortunately the last straw for the British economy. Hyperinflation follows capital flight. An English Hitler rises. Chelsea lose league.

This will be the premise for the next Squires cartoon.

Not sure wha S harder to believe, the sentencing or the fact he’s only 19. The prick looks like he’s pushing on 30

cup final tomorrow I'm not feeling confident.

Bielsa in his My Bloody Valentine/Creation Records phase.

Are Chelsea fans going to finally do the decent thing and protest against their owner?

Lukaku has been doing it for weeks.

Ambramovich taking arse covering evasive action

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“Currently” is bearing a whole lot of load here, someone should get a structural engineer to look at that

Does that actually mean anything legally for the ownership of the club?

Assume he has knowledge of income sanctions?

The silence of Chelsea fans is deafening. Honestly, why aren't the players going on strike?

I suspect it means the sum total of fuck all, and is a purely cosmetic arrangement until such a time that he can resume control.